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Yoda's Jedi Journals (aka Yoda's Yammerin's)

:canada: :canada: :) :) :)

Okay....I will take Argon's suggestion.

This will be my yammerin' thread....

I'm too zonked right now though, so I'm off to bed.....but beware of future yammerin's.....MMMMMWWWWaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

:huggie: :ban: :) :)

:canada: :canada: :canada: :canada:

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Thanks guys....*puts out turtle food to lure it further along* :hungry:

Yoda's Yuk Yuk:

Why do women rub their eyes when they get out of bed in the morning?

.......because they don't have balls to scratch.

Okay, here is one more for the road:

Mikey Mouse stood before the judge waiting for the verdict. "Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce since the court has found Minnie Mouse to be mentally competent", proclaimed the judge. "But, your Honour", says Mickey Mouse..."I didn't say Minnie Mouse was crazy. I said she was fucking Goofy!!!!!"

:hurt

a chick flick?

I don't think so. My boyfriend LOVED it too. I think *other* guys would find it funny and good as well.

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I agree with Argon....definitely NOT a chick flik.

Very funny movie.....Mr. Yoda also really liked it.

(mind you Mr Yoda and Mr Argon may be slightly more Enlightened than most men....but I think Mr. Loriely can take it too!). (just give him a chip to nibble on in the movie and he'll be happy!) LOL

I don;t think he would want a chip yet Yoda .He pureed a slice of pizza and he PB so right now he is careful. The smell just to him(haha)

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ROTFLMAO....

Mr. Loriely actually pureed a piece of pizza???? That is FREAKIN' hilarious!!!!

Leave it to a man!!!!!

:hurt :hurt :hurt

OMG, pureed pizza, now I've heard of everything!!!:) It must have looked like he was blending up a squirrel.......ooey.

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The smell got to him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Serves him right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STILL *ROTFLMAO*

This is killing me. Can you just picture it...... The blenders stuck honey, add some more ranch!...OMG

OMG... I thought about things like that... for about 2 seconds! I can't believe her tried it! LOL

OMG, Still laughing!!!............Please Loriely, don't let Mr. Loriely read this, he'll be so embarassed

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Loriely: u should tell mr. Loriely to post too! We could use some testosterony input on here too!

hehe

Aaaaaaawe, I'm sorry Mr. Loriely!!! The smell of the pizza would be overwhelming. How dare she bring it into the house...right!!!!

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