:canada: :canada: :)

Okay....I will take Argon's suggestion.

This will be my yammerin' thread....

I'm too zonked right now though, so I'm off to bed.....but beware of future yammerin's.....MMMMMWWWWaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

:huggie: :ban: :)

:canada: :canada: :canada: :canada:

:clap2: :clap2: :clap2: WAY TO GO, YODA, THAT IS FANTASTIC:high5: :high5: :high5:

Those STATS are encouraging:clap2: :clap2: .

So, I like to think of myself as a PB Virgin. Not so sure I am but I don't think there is anything as a 1/2 way virgin is there?! LOL. I "think" I've had one or 2 PBs but if so, they were pretty minor compared to what I've read about....so no complainin' from my end! I have had (twice) severe pain but it was SUPER short-lived....so again, no complaining. The second time I had it....I was already finished supper and was "full"....but then I ate my chewable Vitamin and that set me off! LOL. I guess I didn't even have room in there for THAT!?

I have also had the "slimes" about 3 times since Fri. But again...not near as bad as what I've seen described on the other threads. The first one happened on Fri a couple of hrs after my fill. I was in the car (Mr. Yoda was driving) and I was sipping Water. It started to come back up sorta and my mouth kept filling with water (slime). We were at a red light (no other cars around) so I opened my window with the intent of spitting (I had no kleenex - not that kleenex would have been sufficient!). As Mr. Yoda called me his "Dainty Flower" I spit out the window...and MUCH to my shock and dismay, all the slime came flying back at me ...hit me in the arm and oozed all down the interior side of the door. UUUUUUGH. Did I mention I had no kleenex??!! GRRRROS man.....it was all thick and slimey alright; obviously something more than just the water I swallowed. Thank god Mr. Yoda loves me!!! LOL. Ah welll, what's a lil' slime between soulmates?!!!!

Overall though, still no real complaints regarding PBing or sliming!

I should not read these threads while I am at work, you are way too funny Yoga, I have a vision of all this slime coming back at you, and I can not answer the phone because I am laughing so hard. :laugh

Sorry I should not laugh at your mis-fortune.(but it is funny):laugh

Maria:D

I on the other hand was EATING!!!

Yes, Mr. Yoda must truly love ya!

"what's a lil' slime between soulmates?!!!!"

i think i'll have that engraved in my wedding ring! it's so beautiful!

LOL ur all nuts. I wasn't even tryin' to BE funny.....you'll KNOW when I'm tryin'!!!!

*snickers*

OMG... that's too funny. That'll teach you to not spit slime from moving vehicles! I've now started making sure I have an empty drink cup of some kind in my 'console'.

OMG... that's too funny. That'll teach you to not spit slime from moving vehicles! I've now started making sure I have an empty drink cup of some kind in my 'console'.

Oh, I can see it now...your cup will be half full; Dan will be driving the car and he'll feel a tad bit dry and reach for a sip of your "leftover" drink and swallow some of your sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!!! Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!

It's all fun & games until someone drinks some slime!!!!

(psssst, the car wasn't movin' it was stopped at a light...but I guess it was a wee bit windy ou!!).

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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy gooooooooooooooooood,

we have just stooped to a new lower level. I feel sick now:sick.......all this talk about slime is making me want to SLIME!!

oh no waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay man...NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING can stoop to as low a level as Argon's thread on the ol' poop shoot!!!! (not in the Canuck forum but in one of the general ones). You DO NOT want to go to THAT one let me tell ya. The photos gave me night terrors for weeks on end!!!!!

*nods* you know what I'm talking about Argon!!!!! AVOID all poop shoot related threads (of course they were referred to as "colon cleansing")...

eeeeeeeeeew I get the jitters just thinking about those pics.

BLECH..;

:omg: :omg:

:laugh what in heavens name are you talking about...lol but your probably right I dont want to know:lalala:

Yoda,that is so gross about drinking the slime. i can picture someone drinking from that cup.YUCK

Oh you... I wouldn't keep a slime cup in the car! If I use it, it'll get replaced!

Now, about the colon cleansing... I just *inquired* whether any one had ever tried any of the products marketed for that... it got gross, it got interesting, and it got contraversial :huggie: ... Yoda just can't handle it! LOL

You brought it up, Yoda-pie, you better hope nobody here wants to start talkin' about it!!

More Yoda Yammerin's....

okay....so I didn't go to work today...not feeling too well. Well, that is an understatement...I am actually having the cramps from hell today. &&%%$##$%&@%$#@

Anyways....it is amazing what leftover demerol from one's surgery will do for cramps!!! Yeeeehaaa! Can you say over-medicate!!! Hey....I know it is like hitting a tac with a sledge hammer but whatever works!!!!

(point to newbies: save some pain medication for possible later usage!).

Anyways.....downfall to being home and not at work: there is a whole freakin' kitchen full of food here. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK. I am NOT hungry but I WANT WANT WANT WANT to eat. WTF is up with that? I don't know if it is because I'm merely home and have access or if it is because of the TOM. Not sure.

So, I just munched on a turkey pepperette trying to pretend it was a cheezy. (by the way...surprise surprise!! It didn't work!).

So, what have I done with my time today? ....well, I watched some TV, came off and on LBT to check things out, watched more TV, and am reading the premiere edition of the HELLO CANADA magazine. (and I read the CAA magazine). I also made a marinade for a pork tenderloin we are going to have this evening. Mr Yoda will do it on the BBQ when he gets home from work (at which he would have cooked all day....am I mean or what??!) (naaah, he loves to cook!).

Anyways....I guess I'll go roam the cupboards again and see if there is anything I can stuff into my mouth that won't make me experience any catholic guilt (and I'm not even catholic!....but man do I get the guilt!). Another WTF??!!!!!

I'll leave you with a "Yoda Yuk-Yuk":

Why do lepers like potato chips?

Because they can use the back of one another's heads as dips!

(okay okay okay, I know it is gross!!!! But I'm obsessing about chips right now!). (lo and behold I don't want chips right now because of that joke!! hmmm I may be onto something here!).

Besides, I know this joke will be right up the alley of my fellow Canucks!!

heheheheeeheh

*skips away to read more of magazine*