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Telly    4

Telly
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Dannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggg Reeizbooje

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wavydaby    1

wavydaby
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I'm as freaky as ya wanna be!

Telly, what was your question?

Did i miss it?

Real Sex was my favorite HBO program, when I had HBO.

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lisah25    3

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All I have to say is that some of the things I've read in this thread came in very handy as we celebrated our anniversary last night...

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seminole    0

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It is nice to see the women learning...That is why I read cosmopolitian and others besides player hating Oprah!!

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FunnyDuddies    6

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oh no...please do not think that cosmo has the answers. I am sorry but there is nothing but wannabes in there telling secrets. Honestly I think the men have more to learn than anyone. And to learn, you need to find a female friend you trust...who is getting some mind you or who has successfully gotten some in the past...and ask her.

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"Just" Paul    1

"Just" Paul
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Fupa -fat Upper P**sy Area

Flpa-fat Lower P**sy Area

And now I know:) .

Ok...

Now I wonder, did I want to know?:biggrin1:

TMI, maybe?

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Tired_Old_Man    1

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oh no...please do not think that cosmo has the answers. I am sorry but there is nothing but wannabes in there telling secrets. Honestly I think the men have more to learn than anyone. And to learn, you need to find a female friend you trust...who is getting some mind you or who has successfully gotten some in the past...and ask her.
IMHO, women are the more sexually orientated gender. That is the reason that society has imposed double standards; in order to control the natural sexual urges of the females. Left to a society of no structure, the women would be the aggressor. It has been my experience that the women has much more sexual pleasure than the male during a love-making session.

However, in public, they seldom admit to it. This thread is an extreme exception.

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Telly    4

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Hey Paul,

I really didn't know till recently but it really is TMI. Funny thing is that now that I know what it means and what it refers to, I actually look out for it when I shop or go out. LOL, I'm like, "Wow, he got a FUPA" Fat upper Pen*s Area.

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FunnyDuddies    6

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bwhahahahaha telly i do too. sick huh? LOL We were walking through the mall and the kiosk that does custom embroidery on hats had sold their FUPA hat. I used to have one, but I can't find it anywhere. I think DH took it to work. I wanted to get a new one and take my pic in it for this thread. LOL

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"Just" Paul    1

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Hey Paul,

I really didn't know till recently but it really is TMI. Funny thing is that now that I know what it means and what it refers to, I actually look out for it when I shop or go out. LOL, I'm like, "Wow, he got a FUPA" Fat upper Pen*s Area.

Without being crude, I was going to say that men have a similar situation when losing weight, as there was more fat around the "area" than I realized. This creates the illusion (or actually the reality) of a difference in size of the Phallus. (I'm trying to sound scientific)

Now I'm gonna be looking for it... see what you did!;)

Maybe ignorance is bliss!:)

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      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
      Soooo I am coming to a realization
      of something and I'm not sure what to do about it. For years the only thing I've enjoyed is eating. We rarely do anything or go anywhere and if we do it always includes food. Family comes over? Big family dinner! Go camping? Food! Take a short ride or trip? Food! Holiday? Food! Go out of town for a Dr appointment? Food! When we go to a new town we don't look for any attractions, we look for restaurants we haven't been to. Heck, I look forward to getting off work because that means it's almost supper time. Now that I'm drinking these pre-op shakes for breakfast, lunch, and supper I have nothing to look forward to.  And once I have surgery on June 11th it'll be more of the same shakes. Even after pureed stage, soft food stage, and finally regular food stage, it's going to be a drastic change for the rest of my life. I'm giving up the one thing that really brings me joy. Eating. How do you cope with that? What do you do to fill that void? Wow. Now I'm sad.
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        Life as a big person had limited my life to what I knew I could manage to do each day. That was eat. I hadn't anything else to look forward to. So my eating choices were the best I could dream up. I planned the cooking in managable lots in my head and filled my day with and around it.

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