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*spits her Water out all over her monitor again*

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OK... I was starting to feel picked on:faint: lol

I guess that is why there is so much research in implants for women, and not for men. Women get them to change and enhance their appearance.

We don't get implants, we just lie about how big stuff is!;) :heh:

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men get implants, y'all just don't talk about it. what man wants to admit they needed an implant? that is the thing. Most women aren't shy about it. in fact most women who get their boobs done show them to a lot of people other than their husbands LOL

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Like I said...

Men LIE about it.

;)

Women wear it as a badge of honor.

Hell we even lie when we DO have something done. :clap2: :clap2:

At least I admit that men are lying, cheating, wanker-measurers.:heh:

Hey, maybe I was lying about measureing mine?:bandit Makes ya wonder.

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I don't wonder. I am pretty sure that at some point in your growing up and puberty years you either measured it directly, or compared it to something and measured that. In fact I am so confident I would bet you a dollar that you did it.

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lol funny!

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Honestly... no.

But maybe I'm lying.

Then again, maybe not. But, maybe I'm lying about not lying.

Then again, I might be lying about not lying about lying...

Gads, I'm getting a headache.

F' this...

I'm gettin out a ruler.

Ya want English or Metric?

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Hell, if I had one I would have it on my sig line.

350/250/170 (for the future)

6"/7"/9"

Haha, my signature line would be like....(if I were a guy)

Telly

15inches of love, 1 inch at a time :guess

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240/170/135

Down -70lbs

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Telly and Funny - I need you two to have a talk with my wife so she can be a freak like you two. That would be awsome!

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Ousooner, my husband doesn't understand me yet. Actually I blame that on him being a son of a pastor and me living in NYC during my college years. Wow, how worlds collide and how opposites attract.

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In the mechanic's locker-room on the extremely macho job that I used to work at, penis size was one of the most discussed and of course was the first thing mocked when one guy wanted to pick on another.

One of the young studs, once said to me that he bet that his was at least 3 inches longer than mine (He was about 21 and I was near 50). I said, "of course your's is probably longer."

He was shocked that I would say that, and said, "So you admit it?"

I said, "Of course mine is smaller. I've worn mine down from using it so much."

He was silent as the rest of the locker-room exploded in laughter.

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