Hehehehe......

Pick the month you were born:

January - I kicked

February - I loved

March - I smoked

April - I dry humped

May - I choked on

June - I murdered

July - I did the macarena with

August - I had lunch with

September - I danced with

October - I sang to

November - I yelled at

December - I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1 - a birdbath

2 - a monster

3 - a phone

4 - a fork

5 - a mexican

6 - a gangster

7 - my cell phone

8 - my dog

9 - my best friends boyfriend

10 - my neighbor

11 - my science teacher

12 - a banana

13 - a fireman

14 - a stuffed animal

15 - a goat

16 - a pickle

17 - your mom

18 - a spoon

19 - myself

20 - a baseball bat

21 - a ninja

22 - chuck norris

23 - a noodle

24 - a squirrel

25 - a football player

26 - my sister

27 - my brother

28 - an ipod

29 - a permanent marker

30 - a llama

31 - a homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White - because I'm cool like that.

Black - because that's how I roll.

Gray - because I was drunk.

Pink - because I'm NOT a homosexual.

Red - because the voices told me to.

Orange - because I hate my family.

Yellow - because someone offered me 1 million dollars.

Green - because I hate myself.

Blue - because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Purple - because I'm cool.

Brown - because I was high.

Other - because I'm a ninja.

None - because I can't control myself

now put em all together................

I dry humped a monster, because I'm cool like that.

I had lunch with Chuck Norris because I'm cool.

Not so much.....

I murdered a squirrel because that's how I roll.....?

I did the macarena with a mexican because I hate myself...... I don't think so missy!!!!! I was going to wear a white shirt today but too much ironing was needed.:help:

CORRECTION I looked at the wrong one

I did the macarena with a "fork" because I hate myself. I am going to take my shirt off .....I did the macarena with a fork because I can't control myself.....that's better.

I danced with an ipod because I'm sexy and I wanted to...

No, really, what does this mean?

"I had lunch with your Mom because I'm not a homosexual".....

Bet she is glad too!!!

Kat

I choked on a baseball bat because I was drunk.

Kathy, yours was hilarious!!

I can't stop laughing at kathy's!! LOL My kids think I am wierd now!

"I kicked my brother because I am NOT a homosexual"

I don't have a brother, but if I did, i would kick him assuming that he is a homosexual and I am not. But i don't, so I didn't.

I don't think I made it any clearer. I want Kathy's!! HA!!

I did the macarena with a football player because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Hehe, okay, the shirt is Teal, but it’s better than (Green - because I hate myself. Or Other - because I'm a ninja.) J

I dry humped a monster, because I'm cool like that.

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah !!!!!!!!!! thats so freakin funny.

I kicked my Sister because I'm a ninja... hahahaha

I had lunch with an iPod because I'm cool like that.

I danced with a Mexican because I hate my family. TOO FUNNY!!!

I yelled at a goat because that's how I roll........

Um...

I dry humped a gangster because I'm cool like that.

Nice.

Megan