I've been crying every 10 minutes because I can't stop laughing from last night ~ I just gotta share with you gals.

I did a Slumber Party last night and asked a shy girl in a skirt if she'd help me try out a new brand of panties. I asked her to slip them over her panties and wear them for 20 minutes to see if they fit as well as the designer said. She was nice and happy to help.

Nobody else knew except my hostess. Five minutes into my demonstration, the girl in the panties turned bright red, threw her head back and started laughing so uncontrollably that I nearly died laughing myself. NOBODY knew what was going on, but the whole room was screaming in laughter trying to figure out why Shy Girl was writhing and cackling and holding onto her chair. One girl fell off her chair pounding her fists into the floor laughing so hard.. SO funny!

Shy Girl was wearing Remote Control Panties, and the hostess had the remote control. Nobody (not even me) could tell when the hostess would turn them on till the girl started up agin. I can't stop cracking up this morning. There's a little buzzer vibe in the crotch that turned Shy Girl into "I'm Not Giving These Panties Back!" girl.

I can't wait till my next party ~ I wish I could video it for ya'll!

Axe.

heh heh heh.

No, I didn't read any of this, honest.

OOOO Mahgod, I hear the air raid sirens going off in my head...Axe huh??? Eweeee which one? Phoenix? Dont even tell me Phoenix....lucky your in another state boy~ Hummm wheres my map?????

We have this guy in law school that surfs porn during class. He sits on the front row and all of us behind him can see his computer. Anyway, I think it excites him that all of us are watching him watching them. Anyway, us chicks have decided that if he can do that during class, then we should be able to wear fun panties to school. That would even make agency fun.

Hey Creepy Chick, I'm doing 2 Slumber Parties this weekend so I'll pay close attention to the quietest tool. When I get to they toy part, I yell, "What Time Is It?" Nobody ever gets that joke. IT'S TOOL TIME!

Hmm, should I PM the quietest toy to Porc or post it publicly... decisions, decisions.

DeLarla,

Thanks for watching out for me! I know which ones are Water proof, I know which ones have beads in em, I know which ones have "ticklers" on em, I know which ones are compact, I know which ones are shaped like lipsticks for "convenienct and dissrete portablity"...but dammit, never heard of a quiet one. Maybe we could get together and invent one...we will need a model ~ one willing to be casted muahahahahah CrEePy ChIcK at it again~ muahahahahahah

Go ahead, post it publically...I have no shame~ Just dont getchyo self thrown off LBT~ hehehehehehehe

Okay Im going to sleep now. My mother has used a whole tube (it seems) of Ben Gay and its killing me!!! Its giving me a head ache!!!! That stuff is rank~~ EWL We should use it in the haunted house!!!

G'nite all, and have FUN at those parties this weekend girl...

I AM ANXIOUSLY AWAITING ANY SUGGESTIONS!!:eyebrows: