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because I'm blonde? A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No, Honey, it's because you're 25."

Ahhhh you can do it Michelle, with the exercise... I know how hard it is to start, but once you do you cant stop lol Your doing great!

Congrats!!!! Good Luck with everything, and get well soon!

THINGS TO THINK ABOUT 1. Can you cry under Water? 2. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunkydunk." 3. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? 4. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? 5. Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? 6. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? 7. Why does a round pizza come in a square box? 8. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? 9. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wakeup like every two hours? 10. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? 11. Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV? 12. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? 13. How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America? 14. If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call? 15. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! 16. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? 17. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. 18. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. 19. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? 20. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

Oh wow Congrats on the Date! yes, please keep us posted

Yeah me either Kathy..... so yeah its great to know.... I would be a bum without my coffee

Ryan and Patty... You are in my deepest thoughts and Prayers God Bless You Both!!! Take Care

Come on NM's Dont be shy LOL

WOOHOO!!!!!!!!! Im so happy for you!!!! Thats just Awesome!!! Keep us posted

Michelle, Yeah thats about all i really been thinking about... Maybe Im not werid after all LOL

Heres My Cassy!!!

Whats so funny about me is... I told my husband he better not leave me because im thin... he has always known me over weight and im afriad that when im thin he wont like me anymore.... Im just a weirdo though lol

Im trying to see what I have... looking at my card, in little little letters and the very bottom it say UnitedHealthcare Select EPO - United HealthCare Service LLC So is that what I have?

Congrats Tanya!!! Thats Awesome News!!!!! Let us know how things go. Take Care Im Calling UHC today hehehe

Looking good girl!!!!! My hair is so curly i dont think anything will tame the best within my do.... hehehe

Ahhhh You can do it! and yes keep us informed!!! Take Care

You might want to ask your Pharmacists what will be good as well. Get Well Soon!!!

i dont yet... but im sure i will!! its great to hear how hard it is, and that you still stay strong... Yeah Spanish(Mexican) food is a big weakness for me too.. Hang in there you will do great!

Hello, Im from Albuquerque, New Mexico! Is there anyone else from my area that has the LapBand or is looking in to getting one?

I never had fried green tomatos, seen the movie though... lol okra?? yuck Hubby loves that stuff!! then again hes a Memphis boy just give me a big bowl of Beans Red or green chile and tortilla, or tamles and posole yummmmm

Congrats! glad everything went good. Take Care

Yummm jerky! I wouldnt dare touch the stuff in the premade bags though.. just me.. I make my own.. buy a nice big beef roast slice it real thin and dry it.. I grew up with jerky.. my dad was a hunter so i had deer jerky, elk jerky.. and of course beef! Im glad i wouldnt have to give that up!

Heres another one like that http://www.lares.dti.ne.jp/~yugo/storage/monocrafts_ver3/29/bclock.html

Thanks SHAZ... Glad you got everything A-OK with the Ins. I hope its as easy with mine and any UHC people out there.... all we can do is wait. I seems as though a few days turns into a few weeks... all will be good.. Thanks again for the info

gas and sex dont go good together LOL ya think.... hmmmm it could i guess?? Vibration maybe??? omg im soooo bad..... sorry