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*********Warning: Adult Content************** A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it OK for us guys to notice all the different kind of boobs?" Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't. There are all kinds of breasts depending on a woman's age. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions, Dad?" "Yeah, you see them and they make you cry." Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of weenies are there?" The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, "Well, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's weenie is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for decoration."

See, Im missing this thread another one was going on about the same thing somewhere else..... next thing you know they are going to post the last time i had sex.. Ahhhhhhhh LOL oh this is fun wondering hehehe

WOW you all look like Angels!!!! words cant discribe..... Im in Awe!

Im all the above too... wow I dont think I ever thought about how really unhappy I am... well Im going to learn to love my curly hair.. my shortness... my small boobs... I will never learn to love my fat, but that will be fixed soon!!!

Great Job! You look wonderful!

Join Date: Jul 2004 Age: 41 Posts: 875 Rep Power: 1 Right there... its in the right corner of your post..... I copied yours hehe

Congratulations Christina!! That is wonderful news. (that was going to be my band date too until i changed it to April)

I added to your Reputation to see what would happen... I didnt feel anything, did you? hehehe

isnt the Rep Power and even the Add to Reputation thing new????

I was also told by my Dietian that it will give you the fullness feeling and that fullness will be fake since its water not food... I dont know thats what she said

Happy Valentines to you too Sammy... Thank You

Brenda, You are in my prayers for a speedy recovery. I am so glad everything went good. Take Care

Welcome to LBT, this a great site for support its like family here... You are doing great so far!!

Im not sure how.... but try this Copy http://lapbandtalk.com/attachment.p...ntid=1079&stc=1 Go to edit sig, and click on the icon where you add images Paste the http in there, Preview and see if that works. Im still learning all the imaging things so I really hope it works. Im glad you liked it Great Job!!! again wow

Vines, You will do great! I always got nervous before my finals and I ended up passing them all. Just go in there with your head up, read everything very good. Remember sometimes your first guess is the right guess. Your going to do good.. Let me know how you do!! Take Care

I'm sorry I must have missed this post! Great Job Babs!!!! http://lapbandtalk.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1079&stc=1

Oh yeah I dont even want to consider the bypass either. Just last night they were putting me having the Lapband down so much I thought I was losing my head. Why can't we all just support eachother.... We all are going through a tough time being over weight trying to do something about it. Why can't it be no matter what WLS you have we are all still in the same boat and need support no matter what. Oh well all things aren't perfect. Im such a guppy!!!! lol

Thank you all for being such a big help to me you all are great!! I'm sticking to the Lapband, plus I'm so close to getting it. Its almost around the corner. Just a few comments to some of you: Becky~ I didn't go to the Lapband forum. Since I have signed up I have been to my Local forum and to a chat room thing... That's were I was last night. I'm sure now I want the Lapband. Michelle~ Thanks for that site I saved it so that I can sit back and read it all with no disturbances. Leatha G~ Yeah I joined the Extraordinary Bandsters. They all have done wonderful with their bands. Yeah I think I was in the wrong area on ObesityHelp. I think I need to look around more on that site.. its so big and so much info I don't know were to go. Thanks though, and no I don't want to have those problems you mentioned, seems scary. Jonathan~ I'm still waiting on approval, but Dr. says probably by April I will have a date.. They gave me March 14th but that was a little to soon. As far as my Dr. He use to do Bypass surgery, and now will only do the Lapband. He says it the best thing out there and I agree (now). hagerteresa~ Thank You... and yeah my feeling were silly.. I was talking to the wrong people last night.. I really didn't need that. I guess I let me get to me sometimes. You are doing wonderful, I hope I will do as good as you.. Thanks again! Thank You everyone.. see I need this pep talk! You all are wonderful!!! I cant wait to be in Bandland with you all.

Please make it better for me... I just got so lost agian... Im so dang gunho about the Lapband.... and I go and Chat with ObesityHelp.com people and they just put down the Lapband. Saying that at my height and weight I need more then just a band... I said I wanted the band to lose weight slower, to be able to have kids later.... they says no matter what you do you will always have excess skin lapband or bypass, kids i can have kids on the bypass... i was told i couldnt why?? thats why i wanted the lapband to have kids and now what?? i can have them on the bypass??? they say im to BIG to just have a band... i need more... then brings me back to when i was upset before..... i WAS looking at numbers... you all are like 250..265...275... gosh im almost 340 (not including you guys) come on am i kidding myself yet again??? i want this... gosh darnit i need this something anything i dont care I need something... I feel im going to die at the age 35 if i dont do anything.... Please..... be honest with me tell me off what ever set my big butt stragiht.... thank you....

That is wrong!! AC/DC .. elevator music.. a big no no LOL Hmmmm I cant think of anything... I will get back to you on that LOL

Welcome to LBT, you will love it here.. everyone is great!

Well I think you are doing great! keep it up.. excersie can be hard.. and even not cheating can be hard.. but you can do it... keep your head up... Good Job Bobby!!!

Woohoo Ryan!!!! dont be showing no "Crack a Smile" lol go shopping!! hehehe Do men even like to shop??? LOL i would guess so if its for the purpose of buying SMALLER pants... WOOHOO

Take Time to rest Kevin... your body just went thourgh a major change. Take Care of yourself!!!! Get Some Rest!!!!!!!!!!!!

I put mine in the dryer... but then again I buy cheapy ones at Wal-Mart for 14.99 lol You might want to maybe try a Low setting.. All I can say is go with what Patty tells you, its not Becky wearing the Bras is it!