If you are fat, you want to be skinny,

Skinnies want to gain a few pounds.

Have curly hair, want straight hair,

have straight hair, want curly hair.

Have small boobs, want big boobs,

Have big boobs, want small boobs.

Tall people want to be short,

Short people want to be tall....

Is it just me or is it that we are never happy????

You are so right. I have some curl in my hair but would love straight.

I'm a short, overweight, big boobed grey haired almost 50 year old (in April)

person.

I am pretty healthy so I can't complain.....but if I did I would like to be younger, taller, thinner, blonde and still big boobed, just not a double DD.

Hey I can dream can't I. lol

okay, fine! Be that way Kelly! Hurmph I am perfectly happy with my curly hair, thank you very much!

Alright, you got me on the other suff. Happy? (she tries to act indignant, but can't qulite pull it off.)

LOL!!!! I fit all of the above!

That is so right!

I SOOOO have new boobs.

Im all the above too... wow I dont think I ever thought about how really unhappy I am... well Im going to learn to love my curly hair.. my shortness... my small boobs... I will never learn to love my fat, but that will be fixed soon!!!

Geezer sue...can u please clear your private messages so I can PM u regarding the breast reduction!!! Thanks

I definitely want smaller boobs...

LOL, Jonathan... maybe you would also like to consider a BR?!?!

I heard this a while back... "Happiness isnt having everything we want, happiness is wanting everything we already have!!!"

(I guess Im not very happy, cause I want smaller boobs, long hair, nice tan, bleached teeth, the list goes on and on)

That's okay Jonathan, do does my DH...