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Have you named your band yet?

I have. I figure that it must be a male band, as no female would intentionally cause me such pain when I eat something I shouldn't, so I have named him " Bernard". He does not like chicken and really hates bread and this is just the beginning. Bernard controls my life right now, but like any new relationship, once we come to an understanding, I will be in control. I just have to figure out his ways and then I will be just fine! We don't know each other that well yet, but I plan to love him forever. This is a relationship that I am willing to work on and eventually, we will become as one.

Oh yeah, my husband thinks I am nuts, naming this piece of silicone, but since this is a very close relationship, I just can't see letting Bernard stay nameless. I mean, I know the names of many folks that don't have nearly as much control in my life, so why not? At least it gives me a name I can yell out when I have a PB episode, right?! :blushing:

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i was banded on oct 13, 09. i call my band Nellie as in 'whoo, Nellie, slow down'. so far i have not had too much pain since the second week, so she is female to me. :wink2:

Thanks for the laugh!

i named mine Beatrice because she can be a B sometimes lol:wink2:

Oooooo - this opens the door to all kinds of things.... birthday / anniversary parties for him/her, etc.

As a person who names her cars (Edna the Escort and Esther the Escape)....I love this idea!:wink2:

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