My Band Drama (still portless)

Zoe · October 14, 2005

This sucks! What is with those Vegas docs, anyway -- don't they realize what's at stake here? It's ridiculous that you should have to do all of the legwork just to get a competent doc to read your endo. But after the muck clears, I am confident you will get a real answer. . . without having to go to medical school. Sending good vibes your way.

Vera · October 14, 2005

Medical School??? Just finish that book “Beliefs According to Delarlism” have it published, make lots of money on the circuit…Oprah, Leno. Hire your personal surgeon and open a clinic in Vegas just for all us bandsters.

Not only will we all be thin and healthy, but we’ll be sexually satisfied!!!

It’s all about the Money…

ReneBean · October 14, 2005

She can call her clinic "Thin & Sin"

It will cause a media sensation.

:]

DeLarla · October 14, 2005

Hey, I'm liking this clinic idea! Yes, I must work on becoming a millionairessesssessss at once-te-sessss!

donali · October 14, 2005

She can call her clinic "Thin & Sin"

Bwahaha haha!!! ROFLMAO!!

If that's taken, how about "Thin as Sin"? :)

DeLarla · October 14, 2005

Dr. Billy is military when it comes to diet. He doesn't take any crap, and you can't pull anything over on him. One thing I remember is when he asked me why I had cheese in the house. His tone and seriousness may as well have screamed, "WHY THE F DO YOU HAVE CHEESE IN THE HOUSE, LISA, HUH?!"

Cheese is evil. As evil as candy. Sure, a slice or couple ounces is an excellent source of Protein and much needed dairy, but when's the last time I enjoyed a slender slice of cheese? Cheese just isn't cheese unless it's stretched 2 feet out in front of you or mounded in heaps all melty and lovely. MMM cheeessseee. Stupid cheese.

Tick tock, still on hold waiting to make my Gastro appointment. Love those phone recordings saying, "Thank you for holding." Then the girl finally picks up and says, "can you hold a moment.?" Uh, do I have a choice?

DeLarla · October 14, 2005

Put on your panty liners and get ready for a laugh. After 15 minutes on hold, the Gastro dept. says they have my referral, but it doesn't refer me. What? Yes, they have a referral form from my primary, but since it doesn't specifically say that I'm referred, it's useless. I asked "Doesn't the fact you have a referral form IMPLY that I'm referred?" So since she wasn't able to answer such a perplexing question, she blind-transferred me to Brenda, who proceeded to yell at me. I should know this, and I should know that, so I put on the drama and fake cried and make her feel like crap, then asked, "WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT A SICK PATIENT?" I could hear the "Oops" in her fat head as she started tap dancing and calling me Honey.

Back to square one. Circus music playing in my head.