Be vewwy vewwy kwiet...I'm hunting Carlenes....

Ahh! I'd like that! Until they crapped on me.

(Okay, even that would be a little funny - years and years and YEARS later.)

Ahh! I'd like that! Until they crapped on me.

(Okay, even that would be a little funny - years and years and YEARS later.)

That would rock.. NOTE to self and LU...

GET BIRDs!

No birds!!! :smile2:

Although, sans crapping, it would be purdy...

Birds pooping = high intellectual humor for me! I laugh every time.

Birds pooping = high intellectual humor for me! I laugh every time.

Trust me DD and DH laughed plenty last weekend when a bird crapped on me in San Antonio.

I just had to buy a new shirt there...darn.

I will find a way to turn it around and you shall be spanked

why am i not surprised??

A girl goes to the beach for the day - and all hell blows up. Anybody hear me? - Why has no one answered me? Is it kosher to invite yourself when no one else has?

Did you say something, KC? :sneaky:

Girl you KNOW you've made the cut!!!

haha got your txt earlier at least I hope that was you haha

I hope you're havin a blast! Flirt it up!

Wait, I thought only I got a text! :sneaky:

I agree with Bra - flirt it up!

Doves!! I just thought we should have lu catch some and we can release at the wedding.

:sad: Oh god!

Trust me DD and DH laughed plenty last weekend when a bird crapped on me in San Antonio. I just had to buy a new shirt there...darn.

Gonna hafta email DH - why are there no pics of this incident!?! :wink2:

What are you all smokin' in here?? ROTFL....

im such the black sheep.... no invite for me either... :tt1:

What are you all smokin' in here?? ROTFL....

:thumbup:

i'm afraid to go start at the beginning & re-read :tt1:

i'm afraid to go start at the beginning & re-read :tt1:

well i did re-read the first 4 pages and my cheeks hurt from laughing...

bumping for the other knuckle heads to re-read as well.

What are you all smokin' in here?? ROTFL....

:cool:

Nothing that night. But if you really want some we could scrounge something up.

im such the black sheep.... no invite for me either... :smile:

You and me both ;( I just blame everything on rhonda

well i did re-read the first 4 pages and my cheeks hurt from laughing...

bumping for the other knuckle heads to re-read as well.

I am scared to re-read... I might have to have a drink LOL

Hmm well I can't do that I have a meeting in 30 minutes :thumbup: and the 1 I had at lunch is probably enough for now :tt1:

Ah...luvs you, too SNT.

Being curious, tipsy, tired and pissed, I've looked up a few threads here and I still think Headhunter got a really fucking raw deal. He got ganged up on by someone "mean" (I can say that without being banned, because clearly it's acceptable....see reference in Please Help -http://www.lapbandtalk.com/f178/please-help-98595/index4.html )

She's "nasty, rude and arrogant" (I can say that without being banned, because clearly it's acceptable....see page 3 of Please Help - http://www.lapbandtalk.com/f178/please-help-98595/index4.html )

Her opinions are "total BS" (I can say that without being banned, because clearly it's acceptable...see page 1 of http://www.lapbandtalk.com/f84/banding-out-usa-98764/#post1280255 )

IMO she stalks people who ARE far superior in intellect, I think that "somebody needs to kick that jackass in the balls. What a whiney biatch." (Clearly acceptable....blah blah...see Page 2 of http://www.lapbandtalk.com/f80/ghetto-99129/index2.html )

Can someone please explain to me ...oh, wait. I forgot. Asking for explanations is futile.

Calling someone names, then running and telling the mods you're feelings were hurt. I feel so...so...dehumanized. Who's the whiney biatch? (Oh, and in all the threads I've read, you make one consistent error - loose vs. lose. Learn the difference. You're on a weight loss forum.)

Grow a pair (not pear, btw).

And with that, good night.

So elegantly put. I missed this the first time around lol :tt1:

BBK - unfortunately, um *most* of us were sober that night (looking at 2 guilty parties) so we have nothing to blame but our senses of humor!!! We really can just amuse ourselves!

Now maybe somebody can "demand" that headhunter be brought back! Ah, that'll get the good times a-rolling again!

Plain - seriously don't ask for trouble you aren't ready to deal with! Haven't you learned that yet with this drunken-prone, loud-mouthed, no holds barred group? ...........(present company excluded)

I mean seriously!

It does seem oddly boring here without him though - what should be done about that?!