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Speaking of which, my aunt's cousin's BFF's first teacher said that "head hunger" can be controlled by having a 2nd band installed around the neck. Is this true? Can I get it done locally? Will my insurance pay? Do I have to have a low IQ to qualify?

No you have to go to China and insurance only pays if your face stays purple 9 out of 24 hrs / day.

What the hell is all this talk about head hunger? I don't WANT any heads! Eyes and cheeks and tongues -- NO HEADS!

Oh excuse me ma'am but I believe you have previously said you do want heads - something about 2 at a time......Let's try to tell the truth once in a while - I'm sure it must be difficult to keep all the lies straight when you get to be such an old hag!

By the way, if my band is too tight, can I get constipated? I'm not pooing very well. And when I do, it's got this strange "ring" shape to it...

Ok I don't know who you been talkin to but if you're pooping then you are eating too much - gheez don't you have any self control - what are you a glutinous sloth of whoring walrus?!

Hey I've been banded for nearly a year. I can eat a whole gallon of ice cream, a pack of oreos and a plate of chicken strips in sitting. Do you think I need a fill?

No - you just need a life and someone to install a locking device on your big fat loser head - maybe something from one of the Saw movies

Shee-it, I can one-up ya... cake batter, baby. :unsure:

No No NO - it's called ice cream blended with brownies, hot fudge, caramel sauce, oreo Cookies topped with whipped cream - amateurs!

So my question is (in reference to this biggest loser 427, 518, 613 or whatever # it was) at what point in reading this thread did they decide that this was the worst - and how much more did they sickly enjoy reading it or just continue to read it before they posted their response?!

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I would think HH's response on the erm johnson thread would qualify for one of your scavenger hunt reqs.

I was soooo just getting ready to add that!!

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Just let me know, re the "man thread", if they start posting before and after pics. :unsure:

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I told the guys that we'd be happy to offer evaluations. RM, did you read the lasagna post? Arghhh. Another one...What part of Clear Liquids don't they get??

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And this thread is bad...is that bad as in good? or bad as in bad? or bad as in naughty? or bad as in peurile? or bad as in fly? or bad as in groovy? or bad as in misbehavin'? Bad as in rancid? Bad as in sinful? bad as in bad moon rising? The monkey needs to know.

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I told the guys that we'd be happy to offer evaluations. RM, did you read the lasagna post? Arghhh. Another one...What part of clear liquids don't they get??

no...and you know about 99% of the time I feel sorry for people who do that and want to try to help; but when I'm feeling more, well, restless, I just avoid them. :smile2: I'll probably find it later, TPG, and I'll think of you :unsure:

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I told the guys that we'd be happy to offer evaluations. RM, did you read the lasagna post? Arghhh. Another one...What part of clear liquids don't they get??

I'll do an eval but you can't judge in a vacuum. I need before and after pics. I need comparison pics. I need banana daiquiris

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OMG, in the Men's Room they're discussing their johnsons. I just happened to see the thread...and well, you know...curious... Eeek. I wanted to be sure they didn't have any wrong info about bands :smile2:. So that's why I was there. Honest.

What are they doing, wearing them like those penis rings that turns them purple before they turn black and fall off? Uh, I mean, that's what I've heard... :unsure:

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I would think HH's response on the erm johnson thread would qualify for one of your scavenger hunt reqs.

There's an erm johnson thread?

Great, NOW you done it. ANOTHER thread I have to go check out and... critique.

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There's an erm johnson thread?

Great, NOW you done it. ANOTHER thread I have to go check out and... critique.

There's no pictures. Just words like "testosterone" and "blood flow" ho hum.

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Ok I don't know who you been talkin to but if you're pooping then you are eating too much - gheez don't you have any self control - what are you a glutinous sloth of whoring walrus?!

Glutinous sloth of whoring walrus? 'SCUZE ME? I will have you know that I am NOT a glutinous sloth of whoring walrus! I am a gluttonous skank of donkey dicks and DAMN PROUD OF IT, you... you... guttersnipe!

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If I get banded in MX, do I get to have all the marijuana I want? I heard that it helps with appetite and I have lots of appetite issues. See, I'm hungry a lot. And I'm sure the band will be my miracle. It'll make me not hungry ever again. So I think I'll need lots of weed stuff. Do I ask my MX doc for a prescription or a goody bag?

I know I'll get the answers I seek right here. I'd never ask my doc such personal stuff. Right??? Sorry, I'm new. But I sure don't want to get too hungry. My friend said being hungry made her band slip so she got unbandedededed. Again.

TPG

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