Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

What kind of brain-dead idiot are you? Michael Jackson was a vegetarian. Your post is an insult to those who love him and miss him. Shame!!

TPG

And, are the chicken strips fried or broiled?

Omg, fried of course! I didn't know there was any other type. KFC, extra crispy, jumbo size. I can't believe it went down. Well, it didn't at first... it kept coming up to the back of my throat, but I was able to use my fingers and shove it down.

What kind of brain-dead idiot are you? Michael Jackson was a vegetarian. Your post is an insult to those who love him and miss him. Shame!!

TPG

When you nibble on little boys, are you still considered a vegitarian?

When you nibble on little boys, are you still considered a vegitarian?

Nah, just a freak. BTW, did Michael Jackson die? I hadn't heard. Must be a slow news month.

Nah, just a freak. BTW, did Michael Jackson die? I hadn't heard. Must be a slow news month.

Yeah, him AND LaToya -- considering they were one and the same.

He mistook Bubbles the Chimp as one of his young "conquests" and Bubbles was havin' none of that. Killed him with an egg beater.

Beth I want what you're drinking!

Egg Beater - as in a weapon or those nasty things in a carton? THose'll kill ya.

Beth I want what you're drinking!

MOJITOS!! :scared2:

**now has "Just Beat It" in her head***

TPG

By the way, I'm combining a few strange threads we've seen around here into a collage of sorts. Yes, I'm bored. :scared2:

NO - Shriveled up hags who listen to bad music can't get pregnant - however apparently eating possum helps which you should find plentiful behind your trailer.

**now has "Just Beat It" in her head***

TPG

Or Weird Al's "Eat It," with the chicken strips (well, and little boys) involved. :scared2:

Oooh, I love Arts and Crafts! Collage it is!! Bring on the glue sticks!!

NO - Shriveled up hags who listen to bad music can't get pregnant - however apparently eating possum helps which you should find plentiful behind your trailer.

Wait, you want me to eat FLUFFY? He's my most beloved pet and part-time lover! :scared2: