Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

NO - Shriveled up hags who listen to bad music can't get pregnant - however apparently eating possum helps which you should find plentiful behind your trailer.

**Sniff** I believe the words you were looking for are oppossum and mobile home. :scared2:

I thought we were talking about MJ - listening to Stevie Wonder might improve your chance of getting pregnant - give fluffy a break though!

Only if you eat the chicken strips in the ghetto!

**Sniff** I believe the words you were looking for are oppossum and mobile home. :scared2:

Hey, hey, HEY, this is a PC-free zone.

OMG!!!!!!!!! I really needed a good laugh today!!

Hey what's wrong with living in a trailor in the ghetto and eating KFC???

Edited August 8, 200916 yr by Carrie_C

I don't appreciate your candor - what exactly do you find funny. PLease refrain from interjecting into this very serious topic unless you have something constructive to offer - such as a replacement to give fluffy a break!

Hey, hey, HEY, this is a PC-free zone.

Well, after the danged trailer falled on Fluffy, I started calling it my Mobile home...it moves real quick when the law is on ya

Though now I have a new question: Should I use a large Anna Nicole Smith-sized dill to push the food down instead of my fingers? They're better tasting, and hey, I can eat more. What do you think? Will my band be safe?

I mean, I'd like to use my boyfriend's.... well, you know... but I was afraid he'd get chicken stuck in the hole.

Oh, sure. You're band is safe. I snarfed down 3 Big Macs on Tues...banded on Mon. I ordered extra pickles. They were sliced. Hmmm. Maybe that was wrong?!?

Your band protects against pregnancy, pickles, MJ, and stoooopidity. No worries, Beth....you're in good shape.

TPG

Dear MRS HAG:

The viewer's of this thread would appreciate a warning before such vulgar images are made all too clear - You will now be expected to reimburse the cost of my dinner which has apparently made a reappearance.

Maybe your pickle would have helped.

Thank kindly,

the legal team

Oh, sure. You're band is safe. I snarfed down 3 Big Macs on Tues...banded on Mon. I ordered extra pickles. They were sliced. Hmmm. Maybe that was wrong?!?

Your band protects against pregnancy, pickles, MJ, and stoooopidity. No worries, Beth....you're in good shape.

TPG

Oh THANK GOD!

Okay, then what about my live donkey show? Any worries there of him getting "stuck" in my band?

Dear MRS HAG:

The viewer's of this thread would appreciate a warning before such vulgar images are made all too clear - You will now be expected to reimburse the cost of my dinner which has apparently made a reappearance.

Maybe your pickle would have helped.

Thank kindly,

the legal team

Dear Legal Team:

Do as I do and drink your dinner and you'll be fine. Plus there is always that added benefit of catching a buzz. Try it. You might like it.

Ms. Hag

by buzz - I assume you are referring to the enjoyment of some honey - Correct?

Oh THANK GOD!

Okay, then what about my live donkey show? Any worries there of him getting "stuck" in my band?

Not if you're in Mexico ! (See MX thread for further advice)