Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

Oooh, I was hoping no one would catch on to that. Searching eBay too!

You can't buy a replacement for Fluffy - that's illegal unless you're HH - cause he's King of all things - especially my world.

Possums got my last baby :confused:

I'm new too. Can someone tell me if my insurace will pay for the band? How can I find out?

Oooh, I was hoping no one would catch on to that. Searching eBay too!

Here, start with a mini:

for sale

I'm new too. Can someone tell me if my insurace will pay for the band? How can I find out?

Wait a few months. Obama will pay for it. Unless you're old. Or ugly. Then you're useless to society.

Possums got my last baby :confused:

The Dingo ate my baby!

So these bands are adjustable? Hmmm, so I can "do" any size dude or donkey. Cool. Do you like get a special tool and go thru your belly button to adjust to size? I'm new and this is just the bestest site. I learned lots of new stuff. I just knew my surgeon was an idiot. Heck, he doesn't have a band. What does he know?

TPG

Possums got my last baby :confused:

I thought it was a dingo, you ditz. Make up your mind.

No, they have to go through your vagina to adjust it.

Wait a few months. Obama will pay for it. Unless you're old. Or ugly. Then you're useless to society.

Beth just gave you some great advice! I hope you are young and somewhat attractive so that you can get the band!:confused:

I don't think I'll tell anyone I'm having surgery. Do you think any one will notice if I lose like 70 pounds?

So these bands are adjustable? Hmmm, so I can "do" any size dude or donkey. Cool. Do you like get a special tool and go thru your belly button to adjust to size? I'm new and this is just the bestest site. I learned lots of new stuff. I just knew my surgeon was an idiot. Heck, he doesn't have a band. What does he know?

TPG

I got a special hand crank.

I don't think I'll tell anyone I'm having surgery. Do you think any one will notice if I lose like 70 pounds?

Depends on how fat you start out.

I tell people I have tapeworm. Stops the questions short, and they don't bother me anymore.

I don't think I'll tell anyone I'm having surgery. Do you think any one will notice if I lose like 70 pounds?

Not since you still have 300 to lose you idiot - get real!

I'm new too. Can someone tell me if my insurace will pay for the band? How can I find out?

No but give a show like hag's but use zebra's instead and you will have it funded in no time!

I don't think I'll tell anyone I'm having surgery. Do you think any one will notice if I lose like 70 pounds?

I would advise not telling anybody about your surgery. They will hardly notice the weight loss. Just make sure you talk alot about exercise and they will think that you are doing it "the old-fashion" way!:confused: