Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

Hey whats' wrong with living in a trailor in the ghetto and eating KFC???

Uh... nothing? :scared2:

by buzz - I assume you are referring to the enjoyment of some honey - Correct?

Why yes. Yes, I am. :scared2:

Not if you're in Mexico ! (See MX thread for further advice)

Yeah, but they don't get into the whole donkey thing, and I really have to know. I have a "show" tomorrow night.

Besides, are we talking a Tiajuana or Mexicali donkey? I'm sure there's a difference.

No, I think MRS HAG means smoking some pot. I just had surgery yesterday and I'm lighting one up right now. Is that bad?

No, I think MRS HAG means smoking some pot. I just had surgery yesterday and I'm lighting one up right now. Is that bad?

Not only is it not bad, there's a trick to it -- lace it with Drain-O. An experience you will NOT forget.

Yes mexicali donkeys practice safe sex - tijuana's like it dirty.

Well, Carrie, my doc lit up before surgery. Kinda rough with that gas they use. I'll get my burns fixed when I get the tummy tuck. Use as much maryjane as you need. It helps with the nausea so you can eat more pickles and possum.

Keep checking the boards for Smoothy Recipe for Pickled Possum. Yummy.

TPG

Yes mexicali donkeys practice safe sex - tijuana's like it dirty.

Hmmm... okay but do the dirty donkey shows get me more dinero? It might be worth it. I have some disinfectant spray I can use beforehand.

Keep checking the boards for Smoothy Recipe for Pickled Possum. Yummy.

TPG

Raspberry flavored and moonshine spiked or not? Straight pickled possum can be a bit... gamey.

I wanna know: If you're going the "donkey route" in MX, how are the fills??

No, you shouldn't use the disinfectant spray, it might get you pregnant.

Raspberry flavored and moonshine spiked or not? Straight pickled possum can be a bit... gamey.

Just add Kool-Aid and Everclear - no worries. Be sure to strain out the fur. It's wicked bad for the band.

No, you shouldn't use the disinfectant spray, it mught get you pregnant.

Crap, I was afraid of that.

What if I swallow some spermicide first?

Dirty donkey shows are definitely worth more dinero. The disenfectant may hurt your band. You might want to see your surgeon before you try something like that! However, the pickle juice might come in handy as a disinfectant and since you are already eating pickles the juice obviously won't hurt your band.

Hmmm... okay but do the dirty donkey shows get me more dinero? It might be worth it. I have some disinfectant spray I can use beforehand.

Plain can hook you up with this new product called aspray. It's what got him pregnant - good stuff apparantly - only a few small forest creatures were harmed in the making of each 1 oz.