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WAAAA I want my band out! I want to eat real food in the amounts I want. I know it's only been 3 days, but I made a mistake and my husband won't support me. what am I gonna do?

Well of course he can't support you - you weigh a ton - literally - gheez - he's not the hulk although you were right about the syphilis turning him a weird shade of green

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I can't find my surgeon, he packed up and left town. told me to go to Mexico if I need revision cause I will slip my band sooner or later. I don't remember him telling me anything before the surgery

So... did YOU run your surgeon out of town?

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I'll be back. I have to make a run to Krispy Kreme and to Wally world for Triple choc. nutty,marshmellow apple pie ice cream! I'm hungry. I am sure I can make the KK donuts into a liquid.< /span>

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Ya but if you have more than 4 boyfriends and sleep with them all then you get yours for free so you would have been ok since you're going on 6 - oh wait 7 - sorry forgot Randy dumped you for not sharing fluffy after you gained that last 200 lbs

Did you forget Bruce left me for that fireman?

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Okay, now this is true...and very sad... honestly...

I have to go to a wedding reception tomorrow. It's a family thang. Yuck. I'm only going 'cause there's gonna be cake. Oh, how pathetic. I hope it's chocolate or I may kill myself. Great, just remembered the bride is vegan. WTH is up with that??? Oh, crap on a cracker. Please, find a clip art gun somewhere and shoot me now! Maybe I'll find a rabid chipmunk in the yard. Argggh.

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So... did YOU run your surgeon out of town?

No he was down on the corner of 4th and Main in that pop up revival tent. he had an assistant who was really weird. She kept preaching hells fire and brimstone the whole time.

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Hey, be-otch, I don't live in a trailer like lucky you, I live in a box on Main and 14th. So therefore I only eat at Jack-In-The-Box (get it? We gotsta stick together).

As for the circus, they said I wasn't hairy enough for their bearded lady opening, so I'm a bit bummed. Way to kick me when I'm down.

Sorry about the Box. You might be able to get a loan from the feds for a new house. I hear they give them to almost anybody!

Probably best you aren't in the circus. I would get way more attention than you anyway, with my incredible melting body.:confused:

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I'll be back. I have to make a run to Krispy Kreme and to Wally world for Triple choc. nutty,marshmellow apple pie ice cream! I'm hungry. I am sure I can make the KK donuts into a liquid.

Sure, 'long as it's liquid, you're golden. Can you say Slidder? I drank a dozen just this morning. Went down fine. My surgeon said it was okay. Well, he might if I call him. Should I call him?

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WAAAA I want my band out! I want to eat real food in the amounts I want. I know it's only been 3 days, but I made a mistake and my husband won't support me. what am I gonna do?

Send him packing. He's probably doing the mailman anyway.

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Okay, now this is true...and very sad... honestly...

I have to go to a wedding reception tomorrow. It's a family thang. Yuck. I'm only going 'cause there's gonna be cake. Oh, how pathetic. I hope it's chocolate or I may kill myself. Great, just remembered the bride is vegan. WTH is up with that??? Oh, crap on a cracker. Please, find a clip art gun somewhere and shoot me now! Maybe I'll find a rabid chipmunk in the yard. Argggh.

So sorry Pool. I tried a vegan cake once, they used Water and more water for the moist cake. the frosting just floated on top. it couldn't hold the topper tho, cause the couple would have drowned.

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I'll be back. I have to make a run to Krispy Kreme and to Wally world for Triple choc. nutty,marshmellow apple pie ice cream! I'm hungry. I am sure I can make the KK donuts into a liquid.

If you blend 'em just right and can suck 'em through a straw, I'm sure you'll be fine.

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I'll be back. I have to make a run to Krispy Kreme and to Wally world for Triple choc. nutty,marshmellow apple pie ice cream! I'm hungry. I am sure I can make the KK donuts into a liquid.

You should be able to do that if you have the following:

1. Blender

2. Immersion Blender

3. Mini-chopper

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Send him packing. He's probably doing the mailman anyway.

This is sad but pretty much the truth! I burned his clothes in the front yard. I think I took care of it pretty well

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Okay, now this is true...and very sad... honestly...

I have to go to a wedding reception tomorrow. It's a family thang. Yuck. I'm only going 'cause there's gonna be cake. Oh, how pathetic. I hope it's chocolate or I may kill myself. Great, just remembered the bride is vegan. WTH is up with that??? Oh, crap on a cracker. Please, find a clip art gun somewhere and shoot me now! Maybe I'll find a rabid chipmunk in the yard. Argggh.

The cake will probably be made with tofu - a great source of protein!

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    • Alisa_S

      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
      Soooo I am coming to a realization
      of something and I'm not sure what to do about it. For years the only thing I've enjoyed is eating. We rarely do anything or go anywhere and if we do it always includes food. Family comes over? Big family dinner! Go camping? Food! Take a short ride or trip? Food! Holiday? Food! Go out of town for a Dr appointment? Food! When we go to a new town we don't look for any attractions, we look for restaurants we haven't been to. Heck, I look forward to getting off work because that means it's almost supper time. Now that I'm drinking these pre-op shakes for breakfast, lunch, and supper I have nothing to look forward to.  And once I have surgery on June 11th it'll be more of the same shakes. Even after pureed stage, soft food stage, and finally regular food stage, it's going to be a drastic change for the rest of my life. I'm giving up the one thing that really brings me joy. Eating. How do you cope with that? What do you do to fill that void? Wow. Now I'm sad.
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    • Alisa_S

      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
      Soooo I am coming to a realization
      of something and I'm not sure what to do about it. For years the only thing I've enjoyed is eating. We rarely do anything or go anywhere and if we do it always includes food. Family comes over? Big family dinner! Go camping? Food! Take a short ride or trip? Food! Holiday? Food! Go out of town for a Dr appointment? Food! When we go to a new town we don't look for any attractions, we look for restaurants we haven't been to. Heck, I look forward to getting off work because that means it's almost supper time. Now that I'm drinking these pre-op shakes for breakfast, lunch, and supper I have nothing to look forward to.  And once I have surgery on June 11th it'll be more of the same shakes. Even after pureed stage, soft food stage, and finally regular food stage, it's going to be a drastic change for the rest of my life. I'm giving up the one thing that really brings me joy. Eating. How do you cope with that? What do you do to fill that void? Wow. Now I'm sad.
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      1. summerseeker

        Life as a big person had limited my life to what I knew I could manage to do each day. That was eat. I hadn't anything else to look forward to. So my eating choices were the best I could dream up. I planned the cooking in managable lots in my head and filled my day with and around it.

        Now I have a whole new big, bigger, biggest, best days ever. I am out there with those skinny people doing stuff i could never have dreamt of. Food is now an after thought. It doesn't consume my day. I still enjoy the good home cooked food but I eat smaller portions. I leave food on my plate when I am full. I can no longer hear my mother's voice saying eat it all up, ther are starving children in Africa who would want that!

        I still cook for family feasts, I love cooking. I still do holidays but I have changed from the All inclusive drinking and eating everything everyday kind to Self catering accommodation. This gives me the choice of cooking or eating out as I choose. I rarely drink anymore as I usually travel alone now and I feel I need to keep aware of my surroundings.

        I don't know at what point my life expanded, was it when I lost 100 pounds? Was it when I left my walking stick at home ? Was it when I said yes to an outing instead of finding an excuse to stay home ? i look back at my last five years and wonder how loosing weight has made such a difference. Be ready to amaze yourself.

        BTW, the liquid diet sucks, one more day and you are over the worst. You can do it.

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