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Sure, 'long as it's liquid, you're golden. Can you say Slidder? I drank a dozen just this morning. Went down fine. My surgeon said it was okay. Well, he might if I call him. Should I call him?

Not if you think he'll say no.

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I always thought the band was the "magic bullet"! Ya know, you get the the band and the weight just magically disapears when you hit the sweet spot. What's the sweet spot? Has anybody else heard of the sweet spot?

Lets not get dirty up in here. talking about your sweet spot!

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Well the thought was that once Obama took over, we wouldn't have to pay our mortgages or for gas. I'm still waiting for that to happen. >sigh<

Yeah, I hear you're quite the attraction. Have a wick coming out of your head and everything.

Better than a wick out of my a**!

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I always thought the band was the "magic bullet"! Ya know, you get the the band and the weight just magically disapears when you hit the sweet spot. What's the sweet spot? Has anybody else heard of the sweet spot?

Excuse me - this is a family thread their are young minds who fail to seek proper pre-surgical advise and ask stupid repetitive questions who might read this and I don't think your potty mouth is what they need to hear

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1 - no I did not forget - do not ever, ever speak against me again - the world revolves around me and I am always right.

2 - Bruce doesn't count - he was already sleeping with 6 other people your last year together so he doesn't count as a boyfriend

3 - I feel slightly bad that you had to find out this way but you brought it on yourself

4 - and yes your suspicions were correct before the mailman - he was with ppm - get yourself checked

WAIT, I remember now!!!!

YOU were the fireman he was messin' with, before you got the Jerry Springer sex change!! YOU BASTAR-- er, SLUT!

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Yep, that's what I'ma thinkin'. Dear Lord, can I be related to these freaks???

Apparently you are.

Though don't think of it as bad. It makes ME feel superior, so there is a silver lining.

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I always thought the band was the "magic bullet"! Ya know, you get the the band and the weight just magically disapears when you hit the sweet spot. What's the sweet spot? Has anybody else heard of the sweet spot?

It's either also known as the G-spot OR it's that spot you hit when you are gonna ralph if you eat one more sweet.

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Did you forget Bruce left me for that fireman?[/quote

1 - no I did not forget - do not ever, ever speak against me again - the world revolves around me and I am always right.

2 - Bruce doesn't count - he was already sleeping with 6 other people your last year together so he doesn't count as a boyfriend

3 - I feel slightly bad that you had to find out this way but you brought it on yourself

4 - and yes your suspicions were correct before the mailman - he was with ppm - get yourself checked

KC, we all know the world revolves around you! How could we forget, you won't let us!

I find it highly irresponsible that you are letting someone know that they are being cheated on through this thread! How dare you!

You and your imaginary friends need to get out and leave other people alone! Did she ask if he was cheating - I don't think so! Quit spewing information that is unnecessary and irrelevant!

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Apparently you are.

Though don't think of it as bad. It makes ME feel superior, so there is a silver lining.

You can't be superior. there is only room for 1 superior person here and it is me. Don't make me call PG on you.

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It's either also known as the G-spot OR it's that spot you hit when you are gonna ralph if you eat one more sweet.

Oh, well sometimes I am a complete idiot! So there is a difference between the G-spot and the sweet spot. Oh, okay. Wait, does anybody else know about this? Anybody?

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