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I'm new here and I have a question. Will I lose weight with my lap band? I might get one. I don't like pickles though. Please respond. I'm desperate. :scared2: If no one responds, I'll respond myself and wonder why no one cares and if I'll be alone the rest of my life. Is that cause I'm fat?? Should I eat vanilla or chocolate ice cream??

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By the way ms Hag - you're offer no longer was the highest bidder so the pictures of your stay in said ER are now posted on youtube - HH has more to offer than you could ever hope to.

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If you have not had a fill yet, you should not have a problem with the donkey getting stuck in your band!

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My question is what does the Bible say about all this????

Ssshhh! Don't attract any PGs!! They are scary and do not like un-Christian donkeys.

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Now wait a minute.... I thought the donkey WAS the fill....

Damn, I'll never catch onto band life.

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I'm new here and I have a question. Will I lose weight with my lap band? I might get one. I don't like pickles though. Please respond. I'm desperate. :confused: If no one responds, I'll respond myself and wonder why no one cares and if I'll be alone the rest of my life. Is that cause I'm fat?? Should I eat vanilla or chocolate ice cream??

Yes, it's because you're fat. Go ahead and eat both the vanilla and chocolate.< /p>

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I'm new here and I have a question. Will I lose weight with my lap band? I might get one. I don't like pickles though. Please respond. I'm desperate. :confused: If no one responds, I'll respond myself and wonder why no one cares and if I'll be alone the rest of my life. Is that cause I'm fat?? Should I eat vanilla or chocolate ice cream??

Yes, hon, it's because you're fat. The good news is, if you're neurotic and cry a lot, they might consider casting you for the next "More To Love" season that's coming up. However, don't even try it if you're ugly or have not cleavage. Or baggage. Baggage makes good TV, you know.

If you use the band, you MUST ignore ALL doctor's orders, eat whatever the hell you want the hour you get home from surgery, and sex can only be accomplished in the backwards missionary leg tuck plie position.

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I'm new here and I have a question. Will I lose weight with my lap band? I might get one. I don't like pickles though. Please respond. I'm desperate. :confused: If no one responds, I'll respond myself and wonder why no one cares and if I'll be alone the rest of my life. Is that cause I'm fat?? Should I eat vanilla or chocolate ice cream??

Of course you will lose weight! But you will have to learn to eat pickles - it is part of the program. It is okay, you will get used to the pickles - don't worry!:thumbup:

Do you really like responding to yourself?? Does it make you feel loved and appreciated? Don't eat the ice cream! KFC is much better - have you been following this thread???

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I'm new here and I have a question. Will I lose weight with my lap band? I might get one. I don't like pickles though. Please respond. I'm desperate. :confused: If no one responds, I'll respond myself and wonder why no one cares and if I'll be alone the rest of my life. Is that cause I'm fat?? Should I eat vanilla or chocolate ice cream??

NO - you will gain weight - Duhh they put Fluid in - Fluid = weight - get a life and ask a real question next time - I don't have time for idiots like you - and no that is not an attack - I only deal in facts

No one does care - this is not about you - no one likes you as far as ice cream goes - eating sorbet is better - it's fruit based you know!

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Yes, it's because you're fat. Go ahead and eat both the vanilla and chocolate.

I don't like ice cream. And just who are you to tell me what to eat? Do you own LBT?? You seem quite snarky. And who's calling me fat??? Do you know me?????? It's not my fault that my BMI is over 200... I have big bones.

TPG

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By the way, I just got a band. Can someone tell me what PBing and sliming is? Am I supposed to drink with my meals? Cause I just had a super sized coke with my Big Mac.

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By the way ms Hag - you're offer no longer was the highest bidder so the pictures of your stay in said ER are now posted on youtube - HH has more to offer than you could ever hope to.

Okay well, do I at least get a cut? Cuz otherwise I'ma sendin' my crazy mama and bro wit da piece in his waistband to come talk to you.

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If you have not had a fill yet, you should not have a problem with the donkey getting stuck in your band!

You sure? Okay, I'll take that as gospel. I mean, it's like 10,000 pesos ($1.98 American), and I have to pay my drug dealer.

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I don't like ice cream. And just who are you to tell me what to eat? Do you own LBT?? You seem quite snarky. And who's calling me fat??? Do you know me?????? It's not my fault that my BMI is over 200... I have big bones.

TPG

Well DUH don't you know you have to eat ice cream to lose weight??? It's a liquid you know so you can have it right after surgery. GEEZZZ

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