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First off, I was very upset at people wanting this thread removed - I understand taking the extra precautions but then people kept coming back. Stop reading if you are offended. Some of us NEED this thread.

I struggle with bedroom stuff and I need a group of gals who are big like me to talk to about it. You understand what I am going through.

I once bought a sexy nightie and matching stripper shoes for valentines day for my boyfriend. I took a bath and put the outfit on and thought I looked ridiculous! I took off the shoes and opted to keep the teddy on but then I went and put my big fluffy pink bathrobe over it. I just thought it didn't flatter me.

How silly my boyfriend must have thought after he opened my robe and saw I was hiding sexy negligee' under it because I didn't have the confidence to walk down to him without the robe. I still see the shoes sitting high up in the closet thinking - one day - one day soon I'm going to strap those puppies on with the same negligee and try it again, but right this time. I look in the mirror and from the shoulders down, I don't like what I see - I don't find it attractive - and my boyfriend will be a typical man and make a comment once in awhile about a hottie on tv - nothing crude - he'll just be like dangggggg. In my head when I look in the mirror I think what does he find so attractive about me? If he thinks the skinny girls with big boobs are so hot - I look nothing even comparable to them - so why is he with me? Yes I have a beautiful face and I'd have to pick my face as my sexy feature but other than that.......

My gal pal who is big also told me if you haven't taken a good look at yourself "down there" then you need to. I said how? She said put a mirror on the floor and straddle it and take a look. Mmmmm, not such a good idea - I'm disgusted by my body so how can my boyfriend not be? I have numerous scars on my thighs and pubic area from sores I've gotten over the years from my thighs rubbing together and I think - I don't blame my boyfriend for only heading south once every few months. If I was a man I wouldn't want to either.

My man and I got into a fight one time and I brought this up in anger and later he told it wasn't anything like that - he'd do it everyday if I wanted him to. I believe him. We make wonderful, passionate love - sometimes it doesn't last as long as I'd like - but that happens. Mostly we do the same old things because that's what works, not that I don't want to try, but its too complicated and uncomfortable being this large. I think he understands that because he doesn't push for those things anymore - like I'm noooo good at being on top and I know he'd like this. It's too hard for me to move around at this weight and I feel veryyyyy self-conscious and akward in this position. But I will when I get some weight off. Thanks for reading - and anyone who is offended can kiss my big toe - I'm a big girl with a healthy appetite for sex who has some problems and needs someone who understand to share with.

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We make wonderful, passionate love - sometimes it doesn't last as long as I'd like - but that happens. Mostly we do the same old things because that's what works, not that I don't want to try, but its too complicated and uncomfortable being this large. I think he understands that because he doesn't push for those things anymore - like I'm noooo good at being on top and I know he'd like this. It's too hard for me to move around at this weight and I feel veryyyyy self-conscious and akward in this position. But I will when I get some weight off.

Thanks so much for sharing some of your personal experiences. I think it is great that you already have identified some issues you have. And about that "not as long as you'd like"... Lisa has a cure for that!! And about the positions.... Lisa has a cure for that!! And about not enjoying the top position.... Lisa has the cure for that too!!

No worries... we are all here for you!

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Someone needs to put out "kama sutra for fluffies" book. :) Any other simple positions besides missionary, on the side, and from the barking position? I'm not trying to be graphic - just wanting to know if anyone has luck with something else.

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I was already in the market to buy a business, so I purchased my Slumber Parties business specifically to promote plus size sexuality. I've had 3 parties so far, and I start the show by talking about my plus-size lingerie and explain that size doesn't dictate sexuality. Two of the parties gave me a round of applause during my opening demo because even the women that we "think" are thin see themselves as fat. Size 4 women hate their bodies because of stretch marks, cellulite and saggy skin. I originally refused to carry petite sizes, but that's just as discriminatory, so I've been adding small pieces.

Before marriage I was one big sexual hang-up and never got nakey in the light. But my hubby changed that. He sees a pair of my big panties or a booby and gets aroused. I can see by the gleam in his eye that he thinks I'm hot, so beauty really is in the eye of the beholder. If your partner wants some nookie or licky licky, it's because they desire you and find you sexually attractive. My hubby has a big belly that his friends poke fun at but I find it extremely sexy. It goes both ways.

As far as parties in California and Arizona, make sure to book several weeks in advance because my calendar is full through the beginning of October. And I haven't even had two seconds to devise a marketing strategy! This stuff sells itself. I can't even keep up! I started last month with enough catalogs for a year... NOT. Women fought over them so I had to place an emergency order yesterday.

As far as sexual positions for the fluffy, try The Complete Guide to Sexual Positions (yep, I carry it.) It's not specifically for fluffy people, but it covers every position known to date, so you try them all till you find ones comfy for you.

Better than books are the Love Ball and/or Love Swing. Both were too embarrassing for me to carry in my line, but I got over that because the demand is enormous, so I'm waiting for my shipment. The Love Swing holds up to 400 pounds and is recommended by chiropractors because it's weightless sex that removes pressure from all joints. Only one person gets in the swing at a time, and you can hide it inside a gutted lamp or fake smoke detector after installing it according to the instructions.

The Love Ball is amazing. It's like a mooshy yoga ball and comes with suggestions for positions, which prop up your fun parts in ways for easier access.

NOW FOR THE PERSON WHO THINKS THEY'RE FUNNY WHO HAD ME MAIL A CATALOG TO SOMEONE THAT GOT OFFENDED..... Sorry, your plan backfired. The woman was so offended by my catalog that she called me long distance. But after we both figured out that someone was playing a nasty trick, we ended up getting a good laugh. The more controversy and negativity this thread receives, the faster people rush e-mails to me requesting catalogs. Thanks for the extra business.

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P.S. Thank you, Michelle. I tried to avoid having the Slumber Party as part of the Bash, which is why I started it so late. But even though I drank half a pitcher of Toxic Tea, I'm glad I was able to convey the message that sex isn't dirty or something to be ashamed of. Even our shyest gal (no names) blushed but didn't stomp out of the room in complete disgust.

When I do real hostess parties, I bring my own bottled Water. I don't drink whatsoever around, and I won't even accept so much as a carrot stick. Completely professional.

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Lisa-

You are very inspiring! Do you know if there are very many reps in Minnesota yet? If I was going to join you, can I do so under you or do I or should I- find someone in this area?

M

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Candysmooch.... Lisa has a book that has sexual positions in it. I think it has something like 250 different ways to "do it". Some are quite interesting. Some I wouldn't try if I was a contortionist. But nevertheless, it is a good book to get some excellent ideas. And yes, they do work for us "fluffy" ladies.

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Lisa, where did your post just go with your web site ? I know I just saw it here and went to it..did you delete your post again? You silly girl, put it back up there right now!

Anyways, what a great web site, love the picture of you, you look beautiful. So if I want to roder , it goes directly to you and you fill the order and ship them out? Is that how it works to order online?

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Lisa,

I just checked it all out and I'm so excited for you! You've worked so hard and your passion is contageous!!!

I so hope all your dreams come true...

Megan

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I had to delete it for 2 seconds then start over because it was all screwed up trying to make it colored and bolded and fancy. Too complicated.

Anything ordered from my site gets shipped directly from the warehouse, completely confidential. The company then gives me credit to shop with, which is how I build my inventory and keep it stocked. Did anyone at my party have to wait for orders to be shipped? Heck no, not in Lisa Land!

Thanks gals, this is super fun. If anyone is bored or wants bunches of extra money, feel free to call me. I'm blown away!

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Uh, Dylan'smom (Kelly) sells Snickerdoodle Cookie mix that she hasn't baked for us. Does anyone else see a problem with this?

I know what she's bringing if she can make it to next year's Vegas Blast. Gee, maybe I'll try this delicious Water - blah.

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Those Snickerdoodle Cookies are pretty dang good BTW! I got some last year around C-mas time and they are excellent with a little cinnamon added in too!!!

Watkins has WAAAAAAAAY too much good food to choose from.

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Lisa, I just have to thank you again for the slumber party you gave us, it has done wonders for me & hubby and I didnt even get very many "new" toys but what I got sure has made a difference in our sex life WOW! ...it is so nice to have someone you know where you can go to to purchase these items, and not feel insecure, shy or embarrassed. It is amazing to me how many women think "toys" are just for themselves, they do not realize the pleasure recieved when both are involved in the use of these "toys" I'm taking the catalog to work this weekend when all of my waitresse's will be there. I also have been giving out your web site left and right.

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