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12 Helpful and Humorous Tips For Post-Op Patients

I got this from another message board and wanted to share it with all of you. Hope you like it.

12 Helpful and Humorous Tips For Post-Op Patients

1. Just because clothes fit one week, it doesn’t mean they’ll fit the next. Start shopping!

2. Protein shakes taste better when you drink them out of a tiki mug with a paper umbrella.

3. Learn how to take a compliment, because you will be getting lots of them.

4. If your pants are slipping down and you’ve just washed them, it’s time to say goodbye.

5. Instead of wearing a regular bra, buy a sports bra. It shrinks with you!

6. Stock up on bargain clothes in smaller sizes. You’ll need them sooner than you think.

7. Small bites taste better, and disappear slower, when you use baby utensils.

8. When safety-pinning your pants to keep them up, remember to stop at first sign of pain.

9. If you walk past a mirror, stop and check out how good you look. Yes, that is you!

10. Washing your clothes in hot Water and drying them is now a good thing. Shrink away.

11. pizza tastes really good when someone ELSE is eating it.

12. Don’t wait to buy new underwear. Bunched undies can put a real damper on your day

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