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Do your cysts make you feel like your entire uterus is ripping away from you? I had a pain like that a couple of years ago and it was so bad it bent me over double. I could hardly breathe. I went to the emergency room and they ran every single blood test, gave me an MRI scan and an ultrasound and found absolutely nothing wrong with me.

I then went to my gyno a couple of days later and she also could find nothing wrong with me. She said I had a small cyst but it was so small it hardly showed up at all in the ultrasound so she didn't think that could be it.

I've had that pain a couple of more times since then but they have been extremely brief episodes (less than 5 minutes) whereas the first episode lasted for 2 days. To this day, noone knows what it is or what's causing it because all my tests and scans keep coming back negative.

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My doctor told me that a lot of women have cysts, but usually they're too small to notice. My first one was larger than my uterus. It was seen on both the MRI and the ultra sound. The cysts are on my ovaries not my uterus.

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Ahh yes... a well balanced diet of information and entertainment... Brad

That's why you earned "Amateur GYN of 2008", man...lol

Do your cysts make you feel like your entire uterus is ripping away from you? I had a pain like that a couple of years ago and it was so bad it bent me over double. I could hardly breathe. I went to the emergency room and they ran every single blood test, gave me an MRI scan and an ultrasound and found absolutely nothing wrong with me.

Donna, my wife went through the same thing. I finally had to have penis reduction surgery. Now back to your regularly scheduled thread....

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Donna, my wife went through the same thing. I finally had to have penis reduction surgery. Now back to your regularly scheduled thread....

Thanks for the laughs, sweetie! :thumbup:

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Donna, my wife went through the same thing. I finally had to have penis reduction surgery. Now back to your regularly scheduled thread....

Hey! Can you please tell me if this was particularly painful? I've considered the procedure for a long time because I've really grown annoyed by the temperature of the toilet bowl Water. Brrrrrr....

Brad

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lol...guys and their fish stories...lol. Fun times :tt2:

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Hey! Can you please tell me if this was particularly painful? I've considered the procedure for a long time because I've really grown annoyed by the temperature of the toilet bowl Water. Brrrrrr....

Brad

Yes is is very annoying when it barely hits the toilet seat when sitting down to poop.

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Hey! Can you please tell me if this was particularly painful? I've considered the procedure for a long time because I've really grown annoyed by the temperature of the toilet bowl Water. Brrrrrr....

Brad

Im also amased sometimes at how deep it is.It doesnt look that deep just looking at it.:(

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Hey! Can you please tell me if this was particularly painful? I've considered the procedure for a long time because I've really grown annoyed by the temperature of the toilet bowl Water. Brrrrrr....

Brad

Brad, it's not that painful, but there are consequences......you might have to buy the kids a new jump rope.

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Wow...somehow this thread went way in the wrong direction...

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lol...it's okay :thumbup:

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