Where's Delarla???

[paula 4]

I havent seen here around in a while. Hope she's ok!

DeLarla? You there????

[dylansmom 27]

Me neither. I was wondering the same thing. I know she said she's been busy lately, so maybe she's wrapped up in work?

[the best me 6]

Iv'e been wondering too...I have to admit, I figured she's GOT to be posting on another board somewhere because that girl has GOT to post. She's a mad woman (in a good way!), and there is no way she could go this long without having something to say...so she MUST be saying it somewhere else, right?

We miss you...here! Post here!!! Please spread yourself around a bit, okay?!!!

[bandit 2]

HHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM............................Lets all take a guess!!

I guess Delarla is on a tropical island with lots of half nakid sexy men drinking margaritas and riding her motercycle up the beautifu senic valcano road to watch the most amazing sunsets over the ocean.

[the best me 6]

Okay Bandit, I think I have this figured out...

Back when Daisydoodle was in town, they met for drinks in some casino bar like Delarla did when Babs was in town. So she is flirting with a young 20-something hottie, and agrees to meet him the next week. So, one night, after her hubby goes to bed at 7pm, DeLarla sneaks out of the house and meets her hottie for some harmless dancing at the casino. On her way home, she impulsively sticks a buck in one of those huge multi-million dollar jackpot machines and WINS! She goes home and wakes up hubby, who forgives her instantly for dancing with the hottie. The next day she quits her job, pays off the mortgage, hires back the pool service and landscapers, and hits the airport for a flight to CA to see Dr Billy. She pays cash for a new port and is recovering in comfort in a CA hospital. She won't tell anyone the good news until she loses at least 30 more pounds and takes her nakie biker chick after photos for the LBT Calendar Girls issue due out in 2007.

I'll bet THAT's where she is.

[paula 4]

Kathy - You have missed your calling in life.....

you NEED to be a writer!

you are good!

[DeLarla 22]

I'm now a petite blonde millionaire wearing halter dresses and cha-cha heels running my night club in Bora Bora, where hubby is my top male pole dancer. Oh, if it were only that romantic! Nothing even exciting to report, other than I got slammed at work and my "in" tray is several feet high. LBT is a big distraction so I try to stay away & get work done before I drown. I'm getting paid back big for all the LBT-goofing-around I've done in the past! Plus I broke my home puter 2 months ago and have gradually broght it back to life. A little birdie told me about this post, which gave me warm fuzzies. THANKS bandies! Problem is the weekends are too short. So much fun to be had that I can't keep up.

Daisydoodle & I met after a huge bike weekend, but we didn't get in ANY trouble! Penni just left me (boo hoo,) We partied last night & layed on couches today & ordered $70.00 worth of Chinese food. It was heavenly! Then I took a fat nap when she left, and then got up & ate more Chinese, and then had a major PB and decided, "Time for LBT."

How nice that you're all here, too. Thanks for the laughs & dreams!

[the best me 6]

Kathy - You have missed your calling in life.....

you NEED to be a writer!

you are good!

Paula, you are sweet but I hate to break it to you, it isn't skill or talent, it's an over-active imagination and enough time at the kitchen sink doing dishes that it just came together...scary! I thought it was cute, too!

DeLarla, sorry to hear you are being such a faithful employee and actually earning your paycheck. Bummer. It was fun to dream though!

I actually had another scenario since Bandit got it all started...I thought maybe you started stalking Penni's "little friend" on the Pogo site and got sucked in and addicted to Pogo and just didn't have time for us anymore!

Ah well, keep that job, I guess...

So glad you are well!

[hagerteresa 3]

Hi Lisa,

Glad to see your back even just to say hello. I've missed you too.

[Mita 2]

Work oh now I feel bad.. I should be doing that myself but I just cannot stay away..

Nice to see you back

[Tarafeena 1]

You Guys Are To Funny!!!! Kathy,lol You Crack Me Up.. Welcome Back Delara, I Have Missed Your Posts..

[DeLarla 22]

Well, there's more than just work. Check out my thread on the continuing Saga of Chloe. Lots of drama in my world lately, but it has come to an end and will have a happy ending.

And now I must dive back into my pile of work. I could use some goggles cause it's getting deep.

[paula 4]

Girl - you are TOO valuable around here to gone for 2 weeks!!!

[DeLarla 22]

It's kinda fun staying away 2 weeks cuz you come back & everyone's so skinny! Don't worry, I'm eating for the 9 of us! Zoe, where are you?

[the best me 6]

I read up on the Chloe saga...wow. You are SO excused. God Bless you for what you have meant to that sweet little girl.

So put your goggles on, get unburied and back at it here. And keep us updated on Chloe, too. What a story!!

Oh, and where's my skinny? I'm 6 weeks post-op now and haven't lost anything since the 15lbs I lost in the first 12 days. But I haven't gained...