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Yep, the 3rd one is the little gem I found the other day that I was referring to.

I can't believe they take vet meds for stink. Sheesh....

The potential surgery war thread, check it out:

Scheduled for Lap-Band over RNY Revision! Now I have Q's!

I just clicked on that thread and was reading (and trying not to gag LOL) and someone said this: "you can eat like a normal person with one exception: fat is a health food. "

Is it just me or does this seem like the surgery of choice for those who can't give up crap food? I just don't see how eating huge amounts of fat is healthy for anybody, even a DS'er. Maybe I'm missing something.

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I just clicked on that thread and was reading (and trying not to gag LOL) and someone said this: "you can eat like a normal person with one exception: fat is a health food. "

Is it just me or does this seem like the surgery of choice for those who can't give up crap food? I just don't see how eating huge amounts of fat is healthy for anybody, even a DS'er. Maybe I'm missing something.

That's kinda my take on it. They can have surgery, eat anything they want, and lose weight anyway. But when they are telling you how great the surgery is they do kinda forget to mention your new body odor, Sewer-Delight.

If they are not losing weight they will tell the person not losing to go eat a couple of big macs, or extra fried chicken. They need fat since they don't absorb much. Surgical Alli anyone? ;o)

I swear, I have sincerely wondered something before. I wonder if DS causes emotional problems or if a certain personality type is drawn to that procedure.

I have to admit, I've been pushing their buttons on that thread and not many are taking the bait. Usually the go get their little friends and start attacking but not this time. I think it's the wrong forum to pick on them. They like to fight in the band forum or the DS forum, this is the revision forum.

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I think it's funny how everyone on there is like NOOOOO DONT DO THE BAND IT'S HORRIBLE. The band works for a lot people...it just causes problems for some. Like it did for wasa. I'm sure wasa would have kept her band if she wasnt having problems.

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I think it's funny how everyone on there is like NOOOOO DONT DO THE BAND IT'S HORRIBLE. The band works for a lot people...it just causes problems for some. Like it did for wasa. I'm sure wasa would have kept her band if she wasnt having problems.

Come on, Froggi, you're pre-op...you know you really want to get a DS. :party: :tt1:

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Come on, Froggi, you're pre-op...you know you really want to get a DS. :party: :tt1:

Yep, I saw Froggi at the store asking about "Just a Drop" and Charcoal underdrawers too! She's hiding info from us!

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I think it's funny how everyone on there is like NOOOOO DONT DO THE BAND IT'S HORRIBLE. The band works for a lot people...it just causes problems for some. Like it did for wasa. I'm sure wasa would have kept her band if she wasnt having problems.

My band got me to goal, sure... I would have kept it if I could.

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Yep, I saw Froggi at the store asking about "Just a Drop" and Charcoal underdrawers too! She's hiding info from us!

We are SO missing out on a niche market here. You know there has to be a market for charcoal teddies! :party:

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Oh yes I just want so badly on the inside to be a DSer OHHH HOWWW I WANT STINKYYYYYYYYYYYYY POOPS AND CHARCOAL UNDIES !

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Oh yes I just want so badly on the inside to be a DSer OHHH HOWWW I WANT STINKYYYYYYYYYYYYY POOPS AND CHARCOAL UNDIES !

You can start stocking up on drop ins and air freshener now! You'll be set come November. :unsure:

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haha never in my right mind would I get DS heck no I have enough probs with my bowels as it is from diverticulosis!

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We are SO missing out on a niche market here. You know there has to be a market for charcoal teddies! :unsure:

Ohhh sheesh... that one just hit me. A sexy DSer in a teddy.... can you imagine... I mean, think about it. Sex with a DSer. Gahhhh

Nothing like the fresh scent of sewer delight perfume!

Froggi:

Oh yes I just want so badly on the inside to be a DSer OHHH HOWWW I WANT STINKYYYYYYYYYYYYY POOPS AND CHARCOAL UNDIES !

Hubby or b/f will LOVE it!

Jaime:

You can start stocking up on drop ins and air freshener now! You'll be set come November. :(

QUICK! Let's buy stock in the company before Froggi gets her DS!

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I can't even imagine. I have bad gas now and it's so embarrassing. I would never leave the house!

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Ohhh sheesh... that one just hit me. A sexy DSer in a teddy.... can you imagine... I mean, think about it. Sex with a DSer. Gahhhh

Nothing like the fresh scent of sewer delight perfume!

I wonder if a dog comes along with the DS to have someone to blame the stink bombs on? :unsure: I also wonder if the unconditional love of a pet is even tested with DS'ers? Dog/Cat's like "Oh HELL naw, that shit was nasty!!!" all the while clawing on the door to get OUT.

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