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Hey guys,

So, my golf swing is now my second biggest concern... With hours to go, can any of you banded gentlemen advise on how long after surgery you waited to please your ladies?

Thanks guys.

Q

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Hey guys,

So, my golf swing is now my second biggest concern... With hours to go, can any of you banded gentlemen advise on how long after surgery you waited to please your ladies?

Thanks guys.

Q

:thumbup: So I'm sittin here drinkin my Protein shake early this mornin, catchin up on my readin and come across this question that alot of you have hit on and read but no one has responded to. First I ask myself if "MightyQ" could possibly be serious but he obviously is or he wouldnt of posted. Or maybe he was just seein who would bite???

Being realistic, your going in for surgery and the first 24 hrs post-op your not going to be thinkin about gettin laid :). WHAT am I saying! It's every man's job to be ready to preform at a moment's notice to show your manhood and show just how worthy you are to be KING of your castle. Dont sweat it, lay low and let thing's happen as they may.

Around here, my better half say's she alway's know's when I'm not feelin 100%. That's when I'm at my best! I figure ya had better get it before ya die, sick or not! Put it this way, there aint been no grass grow on the playground since the surgery Feb. 5th! Dont let a lil thing like surgery stop ya, just be carefull. Where there's a will, there's a way!

And that's my "Dear Abby" advise for the day! :eek:

Seriously MightyQ, you may not be so "Mighty" if ya go tryin anything too soon, so take it easy. Wish ya all the best today in surgery, keep us posted on how it's goin. Steve

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Hey Dude,

Thanks a bunch for the morning laugh dude! And the reassurance that I'm not about to embark on a brutal drought... I'll let you know how it goes.

Q

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I think that they like you to make sure you are out of the clinic before you go at it. :biggrin2:

This is a good opportunity to let you lady take care of you for a bit. I think for me I was about a week after surgery. Just take it easy and you will know if you are over doing it.

Once you start to lose the weight though, things will get even better. As your body gets smaller, other things get bigger if you catch my drift. They say about 30 pounds for an additional inch.

Golf and sex you are a guy who has his priorities worked out.

Andrew

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