Has anyone here tried a Brazilian bikini wax? How painful and embarassing is it?

I had a dream last night about that guy getting is but ### done. It was a short dream, but I remember wondering why on earth I would have a dream like that. HarleyNana you are making me have strange dreams.

Mariposa Bella....ever wonder how that lady on dr.90210 even knew that her but ### was to dark? Why would she even care? One has to wonder if maybe she was some kind of butt model. You never know what some people do for a living. I'm just saying.....

Believe it or not, its quite common for porn stars to get that part of the anatomy lightened. Better camera shots I guess.

I was watching some show not to long ago that talked about it. Can't for the life of me remember what the show was called. But it wasn't the dr. 90210 or what ever it is (never watched it). I do remember I was watching the show prior, it was a history on tattooing and I never changed the channel.

I don't remember who the lady was, but if I recall correctly I think she was a porn star. She was addicted to ps, she had tons and tons done. And this was just one more of the things she like to get done.

Ok so im back . I chose to go with a regualar bikini and I did have the "backside" done I have to tell you the back side hurt LESS Than my front !

It really was not that bad at all !

Mindy

No screaming?

LMAO NO NO Screaming ! Not bad at all. Im not gonna lie there were a few moments of pain but nothing bad. The part that was THE Most painful was the part that my stomach apron was "under" . THAT was sensitive !

Mindy

I am sitting at work reading this and I am cracking up!! I have never had any of this done...can someone define what "having the backside" means?

I am sitting at work reading this and I am cracking up!! I have never had any of this done...can someone define what "having the backside" means?

Having the backside done is the nice way of saying the wax the hair from your very sensitive part of the tush. I mean that part of your tush, not your cheeks darlin.

To put it bluntly your ass crack !!!

LMAO :wink2:

I was trying to not be crass !

Mindy

Mindy - any special plans this evening?? All waxed up & purty???LOL

Thanks for spelling it out for me ladies. So Mindy having, as you put it, your ass crack waxed hurt less than having your hoohaa waxed!?!?

Mindy - any special plans this evening?? All waxed up & purty???LOL

Well Actually !!! Tomorrow is my 8 yr anniversary and as i have lost weight I have gained some confidence. My husband was SO excited about me getting this done . SO I am thinking ( I would have NEVER done this 60 lbs ago ) of going and getting a little sexy nighty and wearing it tomorrow for our anniversary . Again something i would have never done before. DH has not seen me naked in over 7 yrs in the light ! So this would be as close as he's gonna get to that until the Tummy Tuck and boob job !

WOW That was more info that ya'll prolly wanted to know LMAO

MIndy

I had to share this with all of you!! I thought it would add to this topic.

All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax.

Read on..........

My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner,

Play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in

my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out

of the medicine cabinet."

So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those

"cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips

together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press

them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off.

No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I

am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!)

So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other

stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so

I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. ("Cold wax,"

Yeah...right!) I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it

tight and pull. It works!

OK, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do

this!

Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-rah, fighter of all wayward

body hair and maker of smooth skin extraordinaire.

With my next wax strip I move north. After checking on the kids, I

sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting

championship.

I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet.

Using the same procedure, I apply the wax strip across the right side

of my bikini line, covering the right half of my hoo-ha and stretching

down to the inside of my butt cheek (it was a long strip) I inhale

deeply and brace myself....RRRRIIIPPP!!!!

I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!!....OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!

Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half the

strip. CRAP! Another deep breath and RIPP! Everything is spinning and

spotted.

I think I may pass out...must stay conscious...must stay conscious.

Do I hear crashing drums??? Breathe, breathe...OK, back to normal.

I want to see my trophy - a wax covered strip, the one that has caused

me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it. I want to revel in

the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip!

There's no hair on it.

Where is the hair??? WHERE IS THE WAX???

Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the

hair. The hair that should be on the strip...it's not! I touch. I am

touching wax.

I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is now

covered in cold wax and matted hair. Then I make the next BIG

mistake...remember my foot is still propped up on the toilet? I know I

need to do something.

So I put my foot down. Sealed shut! My butt is sealed shut. Sealed

shut!

I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and

think to myself "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head may

pop off!"

What can I do to melt the wax?

Hot water!! Hot Water melts wax!! I'll run the hottest water I can

stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax-covered bits and the

wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off, right???

*WRONG!!!!!!!*

I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than that used to

torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit.

Now, the only thing worse than having your nether regions glued

together, is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of

the tub...in scalding hot water. Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold

wax.

So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub as though I had cemented

myself to the porcelain!! God bless the man who had convinced me a few

month s ago to have a phone put in the bathroom!!!!!

I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and has some

secret of how to get me undone. It's a very good conversation starter

"So, my butt and hoo-ha are glued together to the bottom of the tub!"

There is a slight pause. She doesn't know any secret tricks for removal

but She does try to hide her laughter from me. She wants to know exactly

Where the wax is located, "Are we talking cheeks or hole or hoo-ha?"

She's laughing out loud by now...I can hear her. I give her the rundown

and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box.

YEAH!!!!! Right!! I should be the joke of someone else's night.

While we go through various solutions. I resort to trying to scrape the wax off

with a razor . Nothing feels better than to have your girlie goodies

covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and

then dry-shaving the sticky wax off!! By now the brain is not working,

dignity has taken a major hike and I'm pretty sure I'm going to need

Post-Traumatic Stress

Counseling for this event.

My friend is still talking with me when I finally see my saving

grace....the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax.

What do I really have to lose at this point? I rub some on and OH MY

GOD!!!!!!! The scream probably woke the kids and scared the dickens out

of my friend. It's sooo painful, but I really don't care. "IT WORKS!!

It works!!" I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and she hangs

up.

I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my

grief and despair....THE HAIR IS STILL THERE.......ALL OF IT!

So I recklessly shave it off. Heck, I'm numb by now. Nothing hurts.

I could have amputated my own leg at this point.

Next week I'm going to try hair color......

I think someone posted this a few pages ago didnt they ? LOL

Or something similar

Mindy

oops sorry if they did, I must have missed it, my sis sent it to me in an email today.