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3 hours ago, Hop_Scotch said:

Is it even an option to do such a surgery without anesthesia?

2 hours ago, brian10x said:

I'm exploring all options. My friends are holding a special event this weekend to help me prepare. They claim its 100% effective if somewhat out of the mainstream. Some kind of consecration by the Luciferic Knights of Dusk. They swear to me it doesn't involve pagan sacrifice or strange rituals, but I have my doubts.

You're not ready for this surgery . Period

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You guys are slaying me...🤣

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No anesthesia?
Hard pass

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2 hours ago, charmed4 said:

Did you get your pysch eval yet? You're friends arent preparing you? It's not up to your friends to decide. If you can have anesthesia. It's up to the Dr. Lol. This isn't about pain tolerance. This is MAJOR surgery not a pipe up your butt. I think it's time to come back to reality.

I passed pysch with flying colors. I spoon fed her an epic level of bullshit. Or did you not see that in my personality yet?

I have no friends. Surprised?

Did you miss the post where I admitted as such?

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Doubt any surgeon would take those kind of risks

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I say go for it dude. Why not just get a mirror and do the surgery yourself. You could save thousands of dollars! (DISCLAIMER!!!! I am not a doctor nor do I play one on TV and I did not stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night either)

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I'm actually developing a DIY liposuction apparatus. It uses a Dyson vacuum and a series of adapters, with a catch bucket for all the fat.

As an ex-auto mechanic, I got the idea after bleeding brakes one day.

Image result for brake bleeder

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This is probably my last post. The moderator put me on double-secret internet probation. I just got back, and I fear my salty language is going to get me a permanent kick in the taint. I just gotta be me, but I tend to melt a lot of snowflakes. Surgery postponed until this Wednesday because blood sugar too high. I'd ask for advice, but I'm about to get banned for life.

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On 1/14/2020 at 4:19 PM, brian10x said:

Image result for this thread is bullshit

bahaha you read my mind.

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So, did you have your surgery?

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