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I'm sure I'll regret asking:redface:, but what is a firefly? Please note: I'm only asking 'cause we're almost at 1000 pages by my computer. Also, I'm a glutton for punishment....and for brownies.

Firefly:

1 part Firefly (sweet tea flavored vodka)

Smidge of Water - to taste

little bit of lemon juice.< /p>

It will sneak up on ya if you're not careful....I'll make Firelies for all for the "meet -n-greet" (or the....wait for it..."meat -n- greet"). Except everybody else's might have the faint aftertaste of roofies.

PLAIN!!! WTH was that all about, lil' mister??

Hey, YOU were the drunk poster.....I can't be held responsible.

But I can't wait for that night - think we're all in for some fun!

Yes we are. Or I am, anyway (see above comment RE: roofie aftertaste)

Don't worry, he kicks like a little girl. And bites and scratches and does that little girl slappy thing too. Oh, and screams. A lot.

At my house, that's known as "foreplay"

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At my house, that's known as "foreplay"

That's it, my brain is officially ruined. It's been infiltrated one time too many by thoughts of Plain in his Little Bo Peep ruffly undies and Madonna cone bra.

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14999..........

>edit< 15,000!

Yes, folks, that's right. I was first on page 1,000 and hit post 15,000. I officially have NO life. Thanks for askin'.

*cue balloon drop & confetti cannon*

PJTP: The reason I get so behind is because I only access LBT when I'm at work (kids demand a lot of time, and LBT is a sloooooooooow loader with my wireless internet. Yeah, I live in the middle of nowhere). Lately, the economic downturn has kicked my ass (ie, few patients scheduled for the sleep lab, so the boss asked my to take some vacation days), and I haven't been at work. That's why I had to slog through, like 45 pages of PJTP......

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And the winner is. . . . Beth! I had you at the top of pg. 1000 and as post #15000!

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And the winner is. . . . Beth! I had you at the top of pg. 1000 and as post #15000!

Thank ya, thank ya very much. I'll be here all week. Tell your friends.

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Aww Shucks - everybody's gone to bed - no one to play with - makes me very sad! :wink2:

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Aww Shucks - everybody's gone to bed - no one to play with - makes me very sad! :sad:

No, I'm watching this :nanahump: and this :Banane56: and even a little bit of this :wink2: on True Blood. Omg, this stuff is raunchy! :blink: But I must watch further to see if it cleans up. :biggrin:

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Keep watching for fun - but it only gets raunchier!

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No, I'm watching this :nanahump: and this :biggrin: and even a little bit of this :wink2: on True Blood. Omg, this stuff is raunchy! :blink: But I must watch further to see if it cleans up. :blink:

It is so kind of you to monitor things and let us know if it's PJTP-Approved. Thanks for your service. I know...it's a tough job, but somebody has to do it, right? :Banane56:

We'll look for your seal of approval - coming soon to video stores near you!:sad:

KC, I'm still waiting for the Farm Report...

TPG

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