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8 minutes ago, kakatlady612 said:

All he did to me personally was say hi, it's the other posters he glommed onto.I could just sit on him, I'm presurg, my tushie is still big enough to smother things. Be happy to do it on behalf of womankind!

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LOL he's maybe quite into that!! X

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@MsTipps I'm almost afraid to ask, but if it will take my mind off food right now, what is w*nk bank? ROFLMAO!

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@MsTipps I'm almost afraid to ask, but if it will take my mind off food right now, what is w*nk bank? ROFLMAO!

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4 minutes ago, FluffyChix said:

@MsTipps I'm almost afraid to ask, but if it will take my mind off food right now, what is w*nk bank? ROFLMAO!

@Fluffychix Hahaha https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=**** BANK

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OMG..learn something new everyday LMAO

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:o:blink: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! ROFLMAO!! That's hilarious. No idea. I had this feeling I was gonna regret knowing what it is--or how people are thinking these days! LOL @crystal0727 Sing it girl! :D

(and for the record? I thought in my mind that w*nk bank = wink bank (bahahahahaaha-I'm like, huh? What the hayull is a wink bank?) )

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I was ROF, my second language was British. I knew what Ms Tipps meant and YOU didn't. Remember Austin Powers? Think of shagging, now 2 potty levels down. Yeah now you've got an idea. W*nkers are a tad more opportunistic and basically nasty individuals.

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This is so the best thread!

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6 hours ago, Eddielarry said:

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Guys, you are missing out on a very important piece of information. The Tecno-W3 in a phone sold in Nigeria. This guy could be the Nigerian prince we've all heard so much about over the years.

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Oh golly and I didn't appreciate him. Oh well, monkey and baboon fur might itch and I'd have to wear one of those turban headresses. I never did look good in a hat.

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17 hours ago, BigViffer said:

Guys, you are missing out on a very important piece of information. The Tecno-W3 in a phone sold in Nigeria. This guy could be the Nigerian prince we've all heard so much about over the years.

DO I STILL HAVE A CHANCE, EDDIE?!?!?!?!

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40-60 g if carbs,

Now I want in on the Nigerian royalty!

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Don't know, don’t count.

So glad I haven’t been a victim....those terms though, O M G!

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What the hell- I can’t believe I’ve been missing this! And why I never post pictures! What a psycho


HW. 289
SW. 284
Height. 5’8

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On 2/7/2018 at 11:03 AM, Eddielarry said:

Wow... What a lovely beautiful smiles... You are a beauty. I really like what I see and I will like to be that special person close to your heart

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wow... are you for real?

if so - PM me, sexy, so we can get to know each other better.

i need you.

i want you.

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