OK listen, I don't think I'm the only one who feels a little drama-deprived lately. Can't we get any minor disagreements in one or two threads? Can't someone start a new and interesting sex or libido thread--or a cheating-on-the-spouse-after-surgery thread...or somepin'?

Help a chix out! You're killin' me!

hahahahahahahahaha.

Done.

and

DONE! Boom! Make it rain, baby!

I ordered 8 boxes of girl scout cookies and drank some diet coke with my cheese snack.

I am taking all my sex toys on the cruise so the cat/house sitter won't riffle through a 'goody drawer' and find them when I'm on vacation.

I wear size 12 jeans from AE. I bought $600 worth of new clothes last week.....???????

@Sosewsue61 You binging, lieing, bipolar, **** (s-l-u-t)! (Not that there's anything wrong with that...)

Edited January 28, 20188 yr by FluffyChix

Fluffy Chix I know you share my sophmoric humor, Old couple listening to Radio Evangelist
Radio Evangelist: put one hand on the radio and the other on what you want healed
Old Man:
hand to her forehead
Old Lady:
hand to his nether region.

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3 minutes ago, FluffyChix said:

@Sosewsue61 You binging, lieing, bipolar, ****! (Not that there's anything wrong with that...)

LOL...not bipolar but you are a stitch today.? (I have granddaughters that are Scouts, so I have to buy cookies!!) ( I am sailing to the Western Caribbean on Feb 2 for 9 nights - It is a square dance cruise so I will be dancing my arss off along with the wild sex.) (Those pants don't lie either!!! )

Is spanish fly safe to take after gastric bypass?? LOL ??

As long as it don't provoke diarrhea, be awful to be squirming and squirting at the same time.

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9 minutes ago, Sosewsue61 said:

LOL...not bipolar but you are a stitch today.? (I have granddaughters that are Scouts, so I have to buy cookies!!) ( I am sailing to the Western Caribbean on Feb 2 for 9 nights - It is a square dance cruise so I will be dancing my arss off along with the wild sex.) (Those pants don't lie either!!! )

Holy cruising, shoppin' mamacita! You look gorgeous!!!! And tiny! Congrats and so excited for your fun trip! (and cases of GS cookies...gulp)

This is sort of a before picture

8 minutes ago, Christel11 said:

Is spanish fly safe to take after gastric bypass?? LOL ??

Only if you have surgery in Mexico (no offense Alex or Bill--just speakin' generically)!

Soswesue61 you look so so good. I dream of a size 16 but a 14- wow we wow wow

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Hey Fluffy l and Kathy, as much as I've been texting recently I should be corresponding Secretary in your Admiration Society.

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I DESPERATELY want Thin Mints but if I did order them they wouldn't be delivered until after my surgery. So no Thin Mints for me

Hmm... I'm going to have a "final meal" before my liquid diet starts Thursday. I haven't had anyone yell at me and tell me I'm not committed to changing my lifestyle so I should postpone surgery yet - any takers????

Edited January 29, 20188 yr by Little Green

It’s because I haven’t been posting that there’s no drama. Just sayin.

LOL! I feel like a leetle girl on Christmas morning. What do I wake to find 'neath the tree this morning??? A new flaming goody! Go! See if you can find the hidden present too!