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4MRB4PHOTO    3,900

4MRB4PHOTO
Posted (edited)

Sorry, this post has nothing to do with the topic title.

I noticed I was at my 999th post and I wanted this, my 1000th post, to wish everyone a great day and keep up the excellent work you have been doing on your WLS journeys.

I didn't want to use this on answering a question such as:

"Is it ok to eat plywood only 1 week after bariatric WLS?"

"After reading 9,872 articles about post surgery 3 week weight loss stalls, is my stall normal at 21 days?"

"Is it ok if I (whatever obvious thing we are not supposed to do, that has been published not to do by respectable sources or explained not to do by our surgeon, nutritionist, bariatric nurse, etc.)? I know the answer is no, but I am hoping that someone with no medical background or any knowledge of my medical condition vindicates my harmful and dangerous actions."

Have a wonderful day!

PS. Shame on you if you thought this post was going to match the title. :)

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jane13    2,256

jane13
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busted!

Jane :D

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WLSResources/ClothingExch    3,444

WLSResources/ClothingExch
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Shame on me? SHAME ON ME?? NAY, SHAME ON THEE!!

You fooler. You swindler. I demand a recount. I demand my post on screaming monkey love.

If I were truly irate, I'd wish a stall on you, but I'm not, so I won't. Congratulations on your thousandth post. Too bad you'll still have to pay your own subway fare.

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4MRB4PHOTO    3,900

4MRB4PHOTO
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I am sorry to mislead you. Here's a picture of some monkey love:

funny-Valentines-monkeys-roses.jpg

(Don't get technical on me, they are probably considered apes).

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PinkPolkadot619    337

PinkPolkadot619
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hahahaha!! I love this. Thanks I needed a smile.

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Sharon1964    2,530

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I am sorry to mislead you. Here's a picture of some monkey love:

funny-Valentines-monkeys-roses.jpg

(Don't get technical on me, they are probably considered apes).

You're not sorry! And I see nothing to indicate there might be wild passionate screaming! HAH!

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Sharon1964    2,530

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Here, let me help you. More potential here:

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Babbs    14,681

Babbs
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Well that was damn disappointing.

IS it okay to eat plywood a week out from surgery? How about almost 2 years? I've got me a hankering for some plywood!

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OKCPirate    5,323

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@@4MRB4PHOTO - this title was mean. I think someone should be salacious and hijack this post.

I'll start

Dear Penthouse,

I never thought this would happen to me...

I'll finish this when I get close to post 2000 ;-)

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VSGAnn2014    12,992

VSGAnn2014
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Damn, you people are funny!

Thank you, @MRB4PHOTO .

:)

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JustWatchMe    7,117

JustWatchMe
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Well now you all know what I will click on.

JustWatchMe

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highfunctioningfatman    2,675

highfunctioningfatman
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Well that was damn disappointing.

IS it okay to eat plywood a week out from surgery? How about almost 2 years? I've got me a hankering for some plywood!

Only if it is low carb plywood covered with Premier Protein powder and dipped in Unjury chicken broth.

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      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
      Soooo I am coming to a realization
      of something and I'm not sure what to do about it. For years the only thing I've enjoyed is eating. We rarely do anything or go anywhere and if we do it always includes food. Family comes over? Big family dinner! Go camping? Food! Take a short ride or trip? Food! Holiday? Food! Go out of town for a Dr appointment? Food! When we go to a new town we don't look for any attractions, we look for restaurants we haven't been to. Heck, I look forward to getting off work because that means it's almost supper time. Now that I'm drinking these pre-op shakes for breakfast, lunch, and supper I have nothing to look forward to.  And once I have surgery on June 11th it'll be more of the same shakes. Even after pureed stage, soft food stage, and finally regular food stage, it's going to be a drastic change for the rest of my life. I'm giving up the one thing that really brings me joy. Eating. How do you cope with that? What do you do to fill that void? Wow. Now I'm sad.
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