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Sorry, this post has nothing to do with the topic title.

I noticed I was at my 999th post and I wanted this, my 1000th post, to wish everyone a great day and keep up the excellent work you have been doing on your WLS journeys.

I didn't want to use this on answering a question such as:

"Is it ok to eat plywood only 1 week after bariatric WLS?"

"After reading 9,872 articles about post surgery 3 week weight loss stalls, is my stall normal at 21 days?"

"Is it ok if I (whatever obvious thing we are not supposed to do, that has been published not to do by respectable sources or explained not to do by our surgeon, nutritionist, bariatric nurse, etc.)? I know the answer is no, but I am hoping that someone with no medical background or any knowledge of my medical condition vindicates my harmful and dangerous actions."

Have a wonderful day!

PS. Shame on you if you thought this post was going to match the title. :)

Edited by 4MRB4PHOTO

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Shame on me? SHAME ON ME?? NAY, SHAME ON THEE!!

You fooler. You swindler. I demand a recount. I demand my post on screaming monkey love.

If I were truly irate, I'd wish a stall on you, but I'm not, so I won't. Congratulations on your thousandth post. Too bad you'll still have to pay your own subway fare.

Edited by WLSResources/ClothingExch

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I am sorry to mislead you. Here's a picture of some monkey love:

funny-Valentines-monkeys-roses.jpg

(Don't get technical on me, they are probably considered apes).

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hahahaha!! I love this. Thanks I needed a smile.

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I am sorry to mislead you. Here's a picture of some monkey love:

funny-Valentines-monkeys-roses.jpg

(Don't get technical on me, they are probably considered apes).

You're not sorry! And I see nothing to indicate there might be wild passionate screaming! HAH!

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Here, let me help you. More potential here:

post-242466-0-51136100-1467222096_thumb.jpg

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Well that was damn disappointing.

IS it okay to eat plywood a week out from surgery? How about almost 2 years? I've got me a hankering for some plywood!

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@@4MRB4PHOTO - this title was mean. I think someone should be salacious and hijack this post.

I'll start

Dear Penthouse,

I never thought this would happen to me...

I'll finish this when I get close to post 2000 ;-)

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Damn, you people are funny!

Thank you, @MRB4PHOTO .

:)

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Well now you all know what I will click on.

JustWatchMe

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Well that was damn disappointing.

IS it okay to eat plywood a week out from surgery? How about almost 2 years? I've got me a hankering for some plywood!

Only if it is low carb plywood covered with Premier Protein powder and dipped in Unjury chicken broth.

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