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By WoodenHearts, in Rants & Raves

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4MRB4PHOTO    3,900

4MRB4PHOTO
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@@Tssiemer1 Fear not...I've yet to see a "pretty" jina! They all kinda look like a meat sandwich on a hoagie gone wrong. Pick a side....

Thanks for the image, I won't be able to look at a ham sandwich anymore without getting aroused. :)

When I weighed over 350 pounds, I would have been turned on by just seeing a hoagie sandwich as just a sandwich.

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Jolene-journey    9

Jolene-journey
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I love this topic my friends! I think there is nothing sexier than a fat mons!

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OKCPirate    5,323

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@@Tssiemer1 Fear not...I've yet to see a "pretty" jina! They all kinda look like a meat sandwich on a hoagie gone wrong. Pick a side....

I had heard that "if it wasn't supposed to be eaten then it would not look like a taco" but this is a new twist

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4MRB4PHOTO    3,900

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I had heard that "if it wasn't supposed to be eaten then it would not look like a taco" but this is a new twist

Brings a whole new meaning to Taco Bell's slogan "Make A Run For The Border".

LIVE MAS!

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abtenney419    13

abtenney419
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Just got the side-eye from a coworker for giggling and snorting... :P:D too funny!

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Sajijoma    1,324

Sajijoma
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omg I am rolling here! This is the therapy I needed after finding out my packet hasn't even been sent to insurance yet!

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Elode    8,093

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@@4MRB4PHOTO You're most welcome! Now you know how I feel what I see a foot long wiener....hotdog.

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Tssiemer1    549

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We smother our wieners in chili in Cincinnati.

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OKCPirate    5,323

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@@4MRB4PHOTO You're most welcome! Now you know how I feel what I see a foot long wiener....hotdog.

Wow, my compliments to your husband. I'm impressed, send him to the guys room, you know that's all we talk about over there ;-)

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KindaFamiliar    3,867

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"...you know that's all we talk about over there ;-)"

Well, that and boobs... :mellow:

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KindaFamiliar    3,867

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Oh crap...

That should have read as follows..

"Well, that and Babbs... :mellow: "

My mistake...

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OKCPirate    5,323

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Oh crap...

That should have read as follows..

"Well, that and Babbs... :mellow: "

My mistake...

That's OK, we all talk about Babbs too ;-) and Elode

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4MRB4PHOTO    3,900

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We smother our wieners in chili in Cincinnati.

I hope you mean the Nathans or Sabrett kind, otherwise I hope the chili isn't hot off the stove (OUCH!).

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Tssiemer1    549

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Coneys are smaller than regular hot dogs.

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Elode    8,093

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Oh I've been in the oh so elusive "guys room" and I got yelled at! Pretty much scratched my eyes out.

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      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
      Soooo I am coming to a realization
      of something and I'm not sure what to do about it. For years the only thing I've enjoyed is eating. We rarely do anything or go anywhere and if we do it always includes food. Family comes over? Big family dinner! Go camping? Food! Take a short ride or trip? Food! Holiday? Food! Go out of town for a Dr appointment? Food! When we go to a new town we don't look for any attractions, we look for restaurants we haven't been to. Heck, I look forward to getting off work because that means it's almost supper time. Now that I'm drinking these pre-op shakes for breakfast, lunch, and supper I have nothing to look forward to.  And once I have surgery on June 11th it'll be more of the same shakes. Even after pureed stage, soft food stage, and finally regular food stage, it's going to be a drastic change for the rest of my life. I'm giving up the one thing that really brings me joy. Eating. How do you cope with that? What do you do to fill that void? Wow. Now I'm sad.
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    • Alisa_S

      Alisa_S

      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
      Soooo I am coming to a realization
      of something and I'm not sure what to do about it. For years the only thing I've enjoyed is eating. We rarely do anything or go anywhere and if we do it always includes food. Family comes over? Big family dinner! Go camping? Food! Take a short ride or trip? Food! Holiday? Food! Go out of town for a Dr appointment? Food! When we go to a new town we don't look for any attractions, we look for restaurants we haven't been to. Heck, I look forward to getting off work because that means it's almost supper time. Now that I'm drinking these pre-op shakes for breakfast, lunch, and supper I have nothing to look forward to.  And once I have surgery on June 11th it'll be more of the same shakes. Even after pureed stage, soft food stage, and finally regular food stage, it's going to be a drastic change for the rest of my life. I'm giving up the one thing that really brings me joy. Eating. How do you cope with that? What do you do to fill that void? Wow. Now I'm sad.
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      1. summerseeker

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        Life as a big person had limited my life to what I knew I could manage to do each day. That was eat. I hadn't anything else to look forward to. So my eating choices were the best I could dream up. I planned the cooking in managable lots in my head and filled my day with and around it.

        Now I have a whole new big, bigger, biggest, best days ever. I am out there with those skinny people doing stuff i could never have dreamt of. Food is now an after thought. It doesn't consume my day. I still enjoy the good home cooked food but I eat smaller portions. I leave food on my plate when I am full. I can no longer hear my mother's voice saying eat it all up, ther are starving children in Africa who would want that!

        I still cook for family feasts, I love cooking. I still do holidays but I have changed from the All inclusive drinking and eating everything everyday kind to Self catering accommodation. This gives me the choice of cooking or eating out as I choose. I rarely drink anymore as I usually travel alone now and I feel I need to keep aware of my surroundings.

        I don't know at what point my life expanded, was it when I lost 100 pounds? Was it when I left my walking stick at home ? Was it when I said yes to an outing instead of finding an excuse to stay home ? i look back at my last five years and wonder how loosing weight has made such a difference. Be ready to amaze yourself.

        BTW, the liquid diet sucks, one more day and you are over the worst. You can do it.

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