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A koala is sitting up a gum tree ....

A koala is sitting up a gum tree ....

smoking a joint

when a little lizard walks past

and looks up and says,

"Hey Koala! What are you doing?"

The koala says: "Smoking a

joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits

next to the koala and they burn a few.

After a while the little lizard says his

mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a

drink from the river. But the little lizard

is so stoned that he leans too far

over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over

to the little lizard and helps him to

the side, then asks the little lizard:

"What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile

that he was sitting smoking a joint with

the koala in the tree, got too stoned and

then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this

out and walks into the rain forest, finds

the tree where the koala is sitting finishing

a joint, and he looks up and says

"Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says:

"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how

much Water did you drink?!!

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