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I met the perfect girl today, she was absolutely stunning and smart and had so much in common with me.

a stage actress, who loves sci-fi and reading books. Her favorite poet is William Blake and she loves traveling around the world. :whoo:

and she is Australian, I don't know what it is about Australian women but they make me go gaga. I think it is the accent...:heh:

but nooooooooooo, she has a serious boyfriend :twitch:

I'll be in the corner kicking the dog if anyone needs me :scalesno:

:scales:*Grumble* Damn Aussie women...tease me like that...not Funny *Grumble*:lol:

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Alrrrright Then Lassie, how about a wee bit o hagis as we recite a few wee passgges from the grrrreates poet of them all, Robbie Burns

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You should see me toss the caber lassie!!

If you know wha tha is the yee a trrrrue Scotish lassie maybe we could ta a wa in tha heather bonnie lassie

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I love scottish accents too. Unfortunatly all the scotts I ever met were taken lol. But then again Im still trying to figure out how to get Sean Connery to read me a bed time story..(no dirty thoughts nothing else) I just love his accent and his voice.

Eva

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They schend one of yoursh to the Hoshpital you shend one of theirsh to the morgue its the Shicago way, By the way Sean Connery is Welsh

hence the sh sound for s, he's pretty easy to do if you creace your tounge in the roof of your mouth and say your s's as sh.

My sporran holds all my secrets but to find the answer to the number one question you'll have to lift up my Kilt.

TommyO (I'm actually of Irish decent but I am rather fond of my celtic cousins)

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Irish accents are sexy also...there was this one redhead in my Ancient Roman History class...:smow:

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As much as i like listening to Sean Connery, I would love to have Sam Elliot read me a bed time story.........

Ok, so that dates me!

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