Hey guys, I tried to get some response from an earlier thread, but no luck, so I will try a new thread. I was wondering without being to graphic, how the lap band will change some of the activities that my hubby and I enjoy, now that I have a smaller stomach, am I limited to what can go in the stomach, and will it affect me, if at all. If anyone can help it would be much appreciated. Mahalo

WOW twice in 30 minutes, your guy has got some stamina. And I thought my guy had some gusto, you go girl....Thanks for the real life tip. Mahalo

I dont have the band yet but have heard you cant lay down after eating or drinking anything. So I guess that after the swallow you may have to sit up for awhile?

I've laid down while drinking (propped on pillows) and haven't had a problem.

Average ejaculation is usually only about 5-15 ml (one teaspoon to a tablespoon), so it's lot like you're drinking a gallon and laying down.

LOL!!! True!

:Banane16:Now a guy might *think* it's a gallon, but I would never tell him it wasn't :eek:

Wait till the guys start reading some of this stuff! LOL

Oh ma gosh...i cant stop laughin...

a gallon...twice n thirty minutes...wash it down with something cold...bwahahahahahahahhahahaha.

now thats funny.

hey...wait a minute....i just thought of something.. if you dont "like" doing that, you could use your band as an excuse???? :eek:

"oh my dr says i cant let that go there, it will erode the band"

hahahahahahahahha I cant imagine even asking my dr about this one.

Hey that is a very good excuse. Sorry honey I can't swallow because your sperm is so powerful that it will erode my band. HAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA!!!

Better check with the Dr. girls. You may be restricted from swallowing 30 minutes before and 60 minutes after a meal. :-)

lmao...man...

what is imao mean

Hey ladies, you guys are too funny, my husband reads the threads with me and he finds it hilarious, but twice in 30 minutes he finds unbelievable. He loves all the responses. With all the replys though, I never thought about having to wait 30 minutes before eating or 1 hour after eating. Well guess I should go and have all the fun I can now without all this guessing, mahalo all...

kaohinani, lmao= Laughing My Arse Off

Thanks for posting that question, Kahohinani! That was sooo on my mind but I didnt have the guts to ask my surgeon. I am being banded tomorrow morning. My hubby will love hearing his fav treat is not off limits! lol

OMG!

OK lets see if a fella can be helpfull here.

Uh, your new tummy can hold 6 - 8 oz at max. If you swallow no more than an ounce at a time and do it very slowly then all will be fine...

How was that? Tactfull? In good taste? oops sorry..