Ok, here's some funny things I've found myself saying....

"When I was fat..." LOL. I use that mostly to distinguish time. For instance, if someone I talking about a particular food or restaurant that I no longer eat, I'll be like, "yeah, I used to like that when I was fat." ... To an outsider this probably sounds totally ridiculous & a little rude. LOL

"No thanks, I don't drink".... So at nearly 2 years out, I still follow the rule of not drinking while eating. The other day I was at a restaurant where the waitress tried pouring me a glass of Water, and I said "No thanks, I don't drink" -- meaning while I eat, but I didn't exactly finish the thought. So she stood there with a strange look on her face. LOL

"I paid a lot not to eat this" ... This is a bit of an inside joke with my husband. When someone asks "that's all you're going to eat?" I reply, "I paid a lot not to eat this" -) meaning the cost of surgery. )

What are some funny things you've found yourself saying???

Hope everyone is well!

I apologize for my "English" - or lack of... I'm using my phone, and apparently I don't type very well. lol

I often say yeah I eat really slow and then can I have this wrapped?

"I'm starving." Two bites. "I'm stuffed."

People who don't know about my surgery probably think I'm insane.

"I'm starving." Two bites. "I'm stuffed."

People who don't know about my surgery probably think I'm insane.

Yep. All the time. Lol

I act as though I can eat a horse.

Or "OH MY GAWD!! I am so hungry!! I'd like a cup of Soup please. No, just a cup is fine. No bread."

A selection of quotes I've actually said that are indeed strange:

"No, they did not remove my entire stomach. Just most of it."

"No, I didn't have the bypass. I had the less complicated weight loss surgery." As if I could perform it myself or something.

"No, I'm not starving. I feel great!"

"I disagree. I eat more than a squirrel."

"Yes, I used to be quite large." Takes out driver's license to prove it. Why would someone lie about being fat?

food arrives at the table. "Can I get a to-go box, please?"

"Yes, I really am full. I know I'm taking most of it to go."

"No, I didn't just eat before coming to the restaurant."

"Yes, bowel movements still work the same way."

"Yes, I miss my manboobs."

OK, the last one I never said.

Hey everyone, I'm one yr out but I'm having a hard time all I want to do is eat food consumes me and I was never like that I have gain about 20 lbs but I feel like a BIG FAT FAILURE!!!!PLS HELP ME GELP MYSELF BEFORE I BA K LIKE I USE TO BE????????????????????????

Hey everyone, I'm one yr out but I'm having a hard time all I want to do is eat food consumes me and I was never like that I have gain about 20 lbs but I feel like a BIG FAT FAILURE!!!!PLS HELP ME GELP MYSELF BEFORE I BA K LIKE I USE TO BE????????????????????????

Look you need to figure out why you feel this way. This is the hard part. But only you can figure this out. In the meantime, go back to square one, and follow the rules.

Hey everyone, I'm one yr out but I'm having a hard time all I want to do is eat food consumes me and I was never like that I have gain about 20 lbs but I feel like a BIG FAT FAILURE!!!!PLS HELP ME GELP MYSELF BEFORE I BA K LIKE I USE TO BE????????????????????????

Look you need to figure out why you feel this way. This is the hard part. But only you can figure this out. In the meantime, go back to square one, and follow the rules.