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LipstickLady · November 22, 2013

27 Bizarre Things That All Women Have Done At Least Once

OCT. 2, 2013

By sleep and if it’s even worth showering or go back to bed and put your hair in a bun for work.

3. bekahrama

When hairs fall out in the shower I don’t want to clog the drain so I put them on the shower wall and do a little swirl so they are neat and ready to be put in the garbage when I’m done.

4. cupcakegiraffe

Laughed or coughed so hard when you’re on your period and more blood or a blood clot comes out. Then you have to do a quick waddle walk to the bathroom cause you feel like you just turned on the faucet.

When you think nobody is looking, you readjust your bra, stick your hand in, pull ‘em up one at a time, straighten the band and straps, and add an extra squeeze to make sure everything is in its place.

5. circus_snatch 6. MoreNutella

Sit in a strange position when farting, so the fart bubble does not go up the cooter.

7. flying_pekinese

Tried on a shirt that was too small, then started to panic in the dressing room after realizing how restrictive it is when you can’t get it back off over the boobs.

Start thinking that you either have to 1. buy the shirt and live in it now, or 2. they’re going to have to use the jaws of life to remove it.

8. femmenon

After shaving, wear silky or satin-y PJs.

I roll around in my bed going, “SMOOOOOOTH!”

9. JMango 10. wadyflamers

Open my mouth really wide while putting mascara on. Also, redoing updos 30 times even though I’m pretty sure it looks the same every time.

11. Drenken

Kegels. Kegels in meetings at work. Kegels in the movie theatre. Kegels at dinner with friends. Kegels everywhere. If you’re talking to me, and I’m sitting, I am definitely kegeling.

12. amandalauren

Instantly every girl who reads this does a Kegel.

Got on all fours in front of a mirror to see what doggystyle looks like from the dude’s perspective.

Not bad.

Water in my boobies then unleash the Water torrent on my walls/toes.

Spending 30 mins in front of the mirror trying to get the “cat eye” liquid eyeliner just right. So far I’ve never succeeded.

17. Waitwhatnow 18. thenewchornogrophers

Place hands in crotch for warmth.

19. reighbooker

That amazing back/stomach scratch when you take your bra off after a long day. Best feels ever.

20. rcmeadows

I stick my hand down my pants all the time- watching tv, playing on the computer. It’s not sexual, I just hold my lady while I watch Netflix.

Measure to see if our hair can cover our boobs/nipples in a playboy manner when just down. We all do it, I am sure of it.

21. sociallyawkwardjess 22. KMKSouthie2001

We masturbate to fall asleep quicker. But once you have one orgasm you’re like, oh wait, I can have another. So begins a vicious cycle.

23. RosieJo

Enjoy the rush of freedom and lack of constriction that comes from taking one’s bra off at the end of the day. Be free, my titties!

24. scoopl

Sometimes I look down at my nipples and think they’re too soft and big so I flick them to make them small and pointy.

Double checked to make sure I didn’t accidentally put in two tampons. Let me die of embarrassment now.

25. _dreamline 26. goatcheese

When trying to poop in public we try to pretend we’re not in the stall and act dead silent if someone comes in. We won’t poop until they’ve left the bathroom. If they came to poop there is usually a poop stalemate. Nobody wins in a poop stalemate.

In other situations in a public wash room: keeping the flusher held down while taking a tremendous dump to avoid smell and noise. Don’t deny you haven’t done this!

27. iamseriously

Purposely don’t shave vag when going out to avoid a hook-up.

The period check. When you’re sitting down, you “accidentally” drop something and while you’re bending over to pick it up, you sneak a peek between your legs to make sure you’re not leaking.

Also, indiscriminately doing the “check” for ANY fellow female who asks, regardless of who they are — even your worst enemy or someone you’ve never met before. tc_mark.gif?m=1333992719g

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SandeeD · November 22, 2013

Funny, but so true! lol

1SuperBonBon · November 22, 2013

Oh this was the best! I really laughed hard. I thought I only did some of these things. I holding on to my 5th amendment rights and not disclosing which ones I thought I was the only one.

Thanks for sharing.

gamergirl · November 24, 2013

I feel less alone now Thanks for sharing.

NMJG · November 24, 2013

Oh myyyyy! LMFAO

nepagirl · November 27, 2013

Omfg too funny!

Melting in Az · November 27, 2013

Needed this after this week of work. Laughed and still laughing. Thanks for that! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

hopeliveshere · December 3, 2013

27 Bizarre Things That All Women Have Done At Least Once

OCT. 2, 2013
By CHELSEA FAGAN

Direct from some of Reddit’s finest ladies, a non-exhaustive list of the weird things we have all engaged in from time to time.
1. itsjill 2. klcna
Do shower math when you wake up to see how long you have to sleep and if it’s even worth showering or go back to bed and put your hair in a bun for work.
3. bekahrama
When hairs fall out in the shower I don’t want to clog the drain so I put them on the shower wall and do a little swirl so they are neat and ready to be put in the garbage when I’m done.
4. cupcakegiraffe
Laughed or coughed so hard when you’re on your period and more blood or a blood clot comes out. Then you have to do a quick waddle walk to the bathroom cause you feel like you just turned on the faucet.

5. circus_snatch 6. MoreNutella

Sit in a strange position when farting, so the fart bubble does not go up the cooter.
7. flying_pekinese
Tried on a shirt that was too small, then started to panic in the dressing room after realizing how restrictive it is when you can’t get it back off over the boobs.

Start thinking that you either have to 1. buy the shirt and live in it now, or 2. they’re going to have to use the jaws of life to remove it.
8. femmenon
After shaving, wear silky or satin-y PJs.

>

I roll around in my bed going, “SMOOOOOOTH!”

9. JMango 10. wadyflamers
Open my mouth really wide while putting mascara on. Also, redoing updos 30 times even though I’m pretty sure it looks the same every time.
11. Drenken
Kegels. Kegels in meetings at work. Kegels in the movie theatre. Kegels at dinner with friends. Kegels everywhere. If you’re talking to me, and I’m sitting, I am definitely kegeling.
12. amandalauren
Instantly every girl who reads this does a Kegel.

Got on all fours in front of a mirror to see what doggystyle looks like from the dude’s perspective.

Not bad.

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13. antichrist_superstar 14. febreeze358
When you wear a tight pair of pants and there is the seam that creates a little bulge right in the crotch, when you sit it presses against your vagina nicely, so you wiggle back and forth a bit to enjoy it. I can’t be the only women that has felt it or enjoyed it.
15. fandabidozichu
Don’t have a tampon when you start your period… fold up toilet paper, place in the middle of underwear, struggle to pull up pants without dislodging the padding, walk unnaturally in an attempt to not mess up the paper… failure. Just… failure. Bloody, shredded paper in your underwear when you get home.
16. KlaireBop
Cup shower Water in my boobies then unleash the Water torrent on my walls/toes.

Spending 30 mins in front of the mirror trying to get the “cat eye” liquid eyeliner just right. So far I’ve never succeeded.

17. Waitwhatnow 18. thenewchornogrophers

Place hands in crotch for warmth.
19. reighbooker
That amazing back/stomach scratch when you take your bra off after a long day. Best feels ever.
20. rcmeadows
I stick my hand down my pants all the time- watching tv, playing on the computer. It’s not sexual, I just hold my lady while I watch Netflix.

Measure to see if our hair can cover our boobs/nipples in a playboy manner when just down. We all do it, I am sure of it.

21. sociallyawkwardjess 22. KMKSouthie2001

We masturbate to fall asleep quicker. But once you have one orgasm you’re like, oh wait, I can have another. So begins a vicious cycle.
23. RosieJo
Enjoy the rush of freedom and lack of constriction that comes from taking one’s bra off at the end of the day. Be free, my titties!
24. scoopl
Sometimes I look down at my nipples and think they’re too soft and big so I flick them to make them small and pointy.

Double checked to make sure I didn’t accidentally put in two tampons. Let me die of embarrassment now.

25. _dreamline 26. goatcheese

When trying to poop in public we try to pretend we’re not in the stall and act dead silent if someone comes in. We won’t poop until they’ve left the bathroom. If they came to poop there is usually a poop stalemate. Nobody wins in a poop stalemate.

In other situations in a public wash room: keeping the flusher held down while taking a tremendous dump to avoid smell and noise. Don’t deny you haven’t done this!
27. iamseriously
Purposely don’t shave vag when going out to avoid a hook-up.

The period check. When you’re sitting down, you “accidentally” drop something and while you’re bending over to pick it up, you sneak a peek between your legs to make sure you’re not leaking.

Also, indiscriminately doing the “check” for ANY fellow female who asks, regardless of who they are — even your worst enemy or someone you’ve never met before.

omg thank you lipsticklady i was cracking up almost crying reading some of these!

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