I cannot wait to see my SIL on turkey day. We have not spoken nor have we seen each other since January. At the time, she was about 35 pounds lighter than me and LOVED to gloat about it in a not so subtle manner.

She would give me her clothing rejects with a casual, "These may be too small for you, but you are dieting, right?". She loved to commiserate with me about our mutual attempts to follow whatever diet we were on but loved to point out that her points/calories/units were lower than mine because she was lighter.

Our last conversation was her snickering about another overweight acquaintance's failed weigh-in, laughing that she did SO MUCH better and me asking if she talked about me as nastily as she did everyone else.

She didn't like that. My bad...

Fast forward to Thanksgiving and me being at least 90 pounds down from our last visit. I would bet any amount of money she is up at least 10 or 20.

I can't wait!!!!!

Who do you look forward to seeing during this journey?

Madame. I am definitely shopping for the "RIGHT" outfit.

Fluffy says it must not be a crop top and heels, though.

You can wear that. Just not to a football game with your teenaged children.

OKOKOK, I don't like cropped tops on anyone.

Hey Butter, can we work out one of those deals like they do in the movies where you "take care" of my in-laws and I'll "take care" of yours???? I despise mine so much that I don't even claim them as in-laws. My wife's mother needs a prison shank in the throat. You interested?!?!?!

All of us guys find them cute and can't help but look every now and then.

This is not 'avin a go - just an opportunity to explore the male psyche...

May I ask why guys find them 'cute'?

Madame. I am definitely shopping for the "RIGHT" outfit.

Fluffy says it must not be a crop top and heels, though.

Demure all the way. Leather thong should cover it

Hey Butter, can we work out one of those deals like they do in the movies where you "take care" of my in-laws and I'll "take care" of yours???? I despise mine so much that I don't even claim them as in-laws. My wife's mother needs a prison shank in the throat. You interested?!?!?!

I keep thinking Father Time is going to get my FIL. Somehow they skipped over him during the Spanish Inquisition, and he lived through the first round of bubonic plague. He's too mean and self righteous to go that easily. I think he's waiting for rapture.

That being said, yeah...just send your MIL out in front of my wife while she's driving to work. She rarely looks where she's going. She drives by sound.....just avoiding the other car's horns. Her ability to drive and text is epic.

Leather? Up my assticle? I really prefer sequins.

This is not 'avin a go - just an opportunity to explore the male psyche...

May I ask <em>why</em> guys find them 'cute'?

Because we like to look at sexy bodies.....but it doesn't mean we want to be with them. We want to be with a woman who takes charge......while letting us think we're in charge.

Because we like to look at sexy bodies.....but it doesn't mean we want to be with them. We want to be with a woman who takes charge......while letting us think we're in charge.

Hehe, you're so honest.

I was hoping someone would say 'out of sympathy'..

Leather? Up my assticle? I really prefer sequins.

How 'bout those swarovski crystal things?!

Right. Like, "Oh, that poor woman. She obviously can't afford a full length shirt and has to wear her toddler's leavings."

LSL Let's just vajazzle you and call it a day.

LSL Let's just vajazzle you and call it a day.

LMFAO I vote for this ^^^ Perfect for the holidays!

LSL Let's just vajazzle you and call it a day.

Is that anything like a sparkly vajayjay?

Hehe, you're so honest.

I was hoping someone would say 'out of sympathy'..

Yes....we sympathize with their husbands.

I live you all! How can so many people you don't know share your exact opinion?! Lol