I cannot wait to see my SIL on turkey day. We have not spoken nor have we seen each other since January. At the time, she was about 35 pounds lighter than me and LOVED to gloat about it in a not so subtle manner.

She would give me her clothing rejects with a casual, "These may be too small for you, but you are dieting, right?". She loved to commiserate with me about our mutual attempts to follow whatever diet we were on but loved to point out that her points/calories/units were lower than mine because she was lighter.

Our last conversation was her snickering about another overweight acquaintance's failed weigh-in, laughing that she did SO MUCH better and me asking if she talked about me as nastily as she did everyone else.

She didn't like that. My bad...

Fast forward to Thanksgiving and me being at least 90 pounds down from our last visit. I would bet any amount of money she is up at least 10 or 20.

I can't wait!!!!!

Who do you look forward to seeing during this journey?

Is that anything like a sparkly vajayjay?

As a matter of fact, I do have a sparkly vajayjay!

Is that anything like a sparkly vajayjay?

That is, in fact, a bedazzled vajayjay. So sparkly is implied.

This might be interpreted as NSFW but it's only in the general vajay region.

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.vajazzling.com/files/starburst_lips_vajazzle.png&imgrefurl=http://community.babycentre.co.uk/post/a22795555/beware_of_vajazzles&h=611&w=1219&sz=1178&tbnid=igpy4pB8C6BiNM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=180&zoom=1&usg=__J3WatYC2VEYyeuvdGQu4YToO_9A=&docid=0eG4ABI7sjvI4M&sa=X&ei=XpKPUpq7LJKuqAG5nYGADw&ved=0CEcQ9QEwBA

Okay, while googling that (pass the bleach) I came across this:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2305195/Forget-vajazzle-time-vajacial-50-minute-vagina-facial-new-beauty-essential.html

I realize this makes me sound every one of my 44 years, but what exactly is the matter with having pubic hair? I'm not talking down to your knees.

It reminds me of another conversation I had with one of my friends, who was extolling wearing thongs. "People should not see your panty lines." I never understood that. What do people have against my choice to wear underpants? And why should I care if they *know* I'm wearing them? SMDH.

Okay, while googling that (pass the bleach) I came across this:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2305195/Forget-vajazzle-time-vajacial-50-minute-vagina-facial-new-beauty-essential.html

I realize this makes me sound every one of my 44 years, but what exactly is the matter with having pubic hair? I'm not talking down to your knees.

It reminds me of another conversation I had with one of my friends, who was extolling wearing thongs. "People should not see your panty lines." I never understood that. What do people have against my choice to wear underpants? And why should I care if they *know* I'm wearing them? SMDH.

^^ this just made me LOL People gotta decide for themselves I suppose, no right or wrong way - hairless or not

I realize this makes me sound every one of my 44 years, but what exactly is the matter with having pubic hair? I'm not talking down to your knees.

......

It gets caught in your teeth.

Damn..... too early for that?

It gets caught in your teeth. Damn..... too early for that?

PAAAHAHHAHA!!! One of my male friends says he hates "flossing" when he's....welllllll you know :-P

Okay, while googling that (pass the bleach) I came across this:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2305195/Forget-vajazzle-time-vajacial-50-minute-vagina-facial-new-beauty-essential.html

I realize this makes me sound every one of my 44 years, but what exactly is the matter with having pubic hair? I'm not talking down to your knees.

It reminds me of another conversation I had with one of my friends, who was extolling wearing thongs. "People should not see your panty lines." I never understood that. What do people have against my choice to wear underpants? And why should I care if they *know* I'm wearing them? SMDH.

I hate having panty lines. Easy answer. Don't wear any.

PAAAHAHHAHA!!! One of my male friends says he hates "flossing" when he's....welllllll you know :-P

I don't know. When he's what?

I don't know. When he's what?

Heeheehee...enjoying a succulent feast!! :-P

Okay, if YOU hate panty lines, you wear what you want to wear.

I think manscaping is probably more of a "thing" now, but I know for sure that if I asked my husband to wax the twigs and berries region his reaction would be "Oh HELL no."

I told my husband he needed to do a little maintenance and he handed me the scissors. Then he used his pea sized brain and took them back.

I told my husband he needed to do a little maintenance and he handed me the scissors. Then he used his pea sized brain and took them back.

SMART MAN!! Hahahaha

Okay, if YOU hate panty lines, you wear what you want to wear.

I think manscaping is probably more of a "thing" now, but I know for sure that if I asked my husband to wax the twigs and berries region his reaction would be "Oh HELL no."

I'll mow the yard, but I'm not gonna plow the whole field under.

Gotta love this thread. Well anyway getting back to in laws. My sister in law when she saw me recently after a 70+ pound weight loss said I look like I finally "go" with my husband (a little background my husband has a 32 inch waist and still weighs what he did in college.). Hows that for a back handed compliment!

Gotta love this thread. Well anyway getting back to in laws. My sister in law when she saw me recently after a 70+ pound weight loss said I look like I finally "go" with my husband (a little background my husband has a 32 inch waist and still weighs what he did in college.). Hows that for a back handed compliment!

WHAT?! Id've not responded to THAT very well...