My wife and I both had a hankering for some fruit pie but of course avoided it because of the sugar content. To our delight our grocer had a beautiful sugar-free cherry pie which we promptly purchased.

At lunch we left room for sliver pieces of the succulence which we chewed slowly with rapturous expressions.

Later, at Home Depot, the rest of the story was heard. Both of us began to do a sonic imitation of a flock of geese. It was a looong migration.

It is difficult to do any careful shopping when "blow and go" is your method of avoiding embarrassment. The customers that remained that day were the ones who were truly serious about home improvement.

Sugar-free confections contain the stuff that dreams are made of...nightmares.

My wife and I both had a hankering for some fruit pie but of course avoided it because of the sugar content. To our delight our grocer had a beautiful sugar-free cherry pie which we promptly purchased.

At lunch we left room for sliver pieces of the succulence which we chewed slowly with rapturous expressions.

Later, at Home Depot, the rest of the story was heard. Both of us began to do a sonic imitation of a flock of geese. It was a looong migration.

It is difficult to do any careful shopping when "blow and go" is your method of avoiding embarrassment. The customers that remained that day were the ones who were truly serious about home improvement.

Sugar-free confections contain the stuff that dreams are made of...nightmares.

You made me LOL!

You made me LOL!

LMAO at "blow and go" !!!

LMAO at "blow and go" !!!

You were crop dusting!

You were crop dusting!

I'm laughing so hard right now! Thanks for the Sunday funny.

I'm laughing so hard right now! Thanks for the Sunday funny.

You were crop dusting!

To kill the bugs or the crops? Could have done either or both.

Funny oh so funny.

My wife and I both had a hankering for some fruit pie but of course avoided it because of the sugar content. To our delight our grocer had a beautiful sugar-free cherry pie which we promptly purchased. At lunch we left room for sliver pieces of the succulence which we chewed slowly with rapturous exp<b></b>ressions. Later' date=' at Home Depot, the rest of the story was heard. Both of us began to do a sonic imitation of a flock of geese. It was a looong migration. It is difficult to do any careful shopping when "blow and go" is your method of avoiding embarrassment. The customers that remained that day were the ones who were truly serious about home improvement. Sugar-free confections contain the stuff that dreams are made of...nightmares. [/quote']

OMG PAAAHAHAHAHA!! I truly lol'd!

That was the best story

Hilarious!!!