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And my mom (that crazy b***h) sent me a card with a 50 gift certificate to cheese CAKE FACTORY!! WTF????

I never ate there even when I was fat! I should say fatter, I'm still fat :P I can't stand that place just out of principle...

Anyone want it??? Haha :o

Well the good news is Sunday is Father's Day and now we don't have to buy something for my father in law.... He'll eat anything :D

P.S she really is a crazy b***h, for the life of me I don't know how I got fat 0,0

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Happy Birthday to You...Happy Birthday to You...Happy Birthday Laura-Ven...Happy Birthday to YOU! XO

Ps. That is horrible....Something MY Mom would do as well!

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Happy Happy Birthday, Miss Laura

Regift it to her ;)

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I should! That woman is so wack-a-doodle!

(Gotta love her) :D

My husband just gave me the nicest card, where he waxed poetic about his love for me ( his words brought tears to my eyes)

We are going to Santa Cruz to shop, eat (sashimi yum real food) and be one with the ocean :)

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Awwww!! What a sweet hubby and what a crazy mommy!!! You have survived her though! Yay for you. Happy birthday!!

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Happy Birthday Laura!! Enjoy your day! If you decide not to give the card to your Father in Law, hold on to it and give it back to your mom on her B-Day.

:P

LOL Just saw Ms. AntiBand and I are on the same wavelength

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Enjoy the world of the bannana skug!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

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Sounds like something my Mom would do too, lol! Gotta love them though!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :)

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Cheesecake Factory? WTF? Sorry over reaction......

Mom is crazy but so is mine......

I hope this is a fabulous weekend for you and you have a wonderful trip....with your dear hubby! :P

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Lol thats to funny! Happy Birthday and enjoy the ocean :)

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Happy Birthday Laura!

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Happy Birthday!!!

Send me that card! They are building one in out town set to open next week! I loved it in the city where we used to live before, if no one could decide what type of food they wanted we could go there because it had something from like every food group. That is where my husband first met my parents, too.

Oh crap wait. no wonder I was fat...

You can sell the online for other cards I believe.. Trade it for a Kohls card and buy new clothes!

Sent from my iPad using VST

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Happy Birthday Laura!

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      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
      Soooo I am coming to a realization
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