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Louise, very informative.

Ill just out myself here as the worst wife ever because I will NOT ever do this again. I don't even like swallowing my own phlegm. And it tastes better.

Shudder*

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Did you log it in mfp? Hahaha I read the average ejaculation has about 20calories lol.

but they do say it does have a lot of protein!

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Swallowing doesn't hurt my sleeve but I have stopped swallowing recently because the last couple times I did it I got a sore throat that lasted days idk if it is something in my hubs diet or what? I just let him decorate my boobs with it now and he is happy :)

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Watch out for HPV, seems theres a rise in mouth and throat cancers due to more people having oral sex. If your not married and having multiple partners please use protection.

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My boyfriend tried to tell me if he ate a lot of pineapple then it would be sweeter.

I told him I wasn't that desperate for Protein..he also likes the boob shots lol

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My boyfriend tried to tell me if he ate a lot of pineapple then it would be sweeter.

I told him I wasn't that desperate for Protein..he also likes the boob shots lol

Haha mine too (about the boob shots)...I had to be careful of my incisions the first week or 2.

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My boyfriend tried to tell me if he ate a lot of pineapple then it would be sweeter.

I told him I wasn't that desperate for Protein..he also likes the boob shots lol

It is true! pineapple is the best thing for improving the taste of ejaculate!

The worst - its a tie between asparagus and beer. You don't want to be blowing a guy who drinks too much beer. That **** makes it bitter. As for asparagus? Wow. Just need to smell our own pee after eating that stuff to know it has an impact!

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Okay ladies! I'm going to try and keep this as clean as I can but its a sex thing so it's definitely adult content!

Have any of you had issues with "swallowing" since being sleeved? I went down on my new guy tonight and my sleeve was KILLING me after! I felt like I had eaten too much too fast and then chugged a bunch of Water within 5 minutes. It's starting to go away now but it's a few hours later and it's still really uncomfortable.... I hadn't eaten before of anything so my sleeve was empty.

I'm almost 4 months out... Why does it hurt so bad???? Am I never going to be able to "swallow" again??? *panicked face*!! Help !!!

I mean' date=' It's not like you can portion it ;p[/quote']

Lol..at least you're getting in your Protein. :)

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You ladies are too much!! *in a super good way*

Ill have to try asking him to "decorate my lips". Sounds super sexy!

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This might be the one occasion where 'chew and spit' is okay.

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You know this is just KILLING the guys... they want SO badly to chime in here...

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*cheers quietly in the corner*

Squeeeeee for an excuse, ahem, REASON not to try to swallow, fail and gag ...

Not that such a thing has EVER happened to me. Ha.

Poor dear husband. I will never swallow again after August 27!

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My husband last week informed me he'd be happy to help me reach my Protein goals. He had actually looked up the gram count. LMAO

Talk about getting on board...

But thanks for the heads up! Lol!

Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaugh Haaaaaaaa

Men are something......hee.....hee.....snort.....snort

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