VSG Urban Legends

[No game 14,437]

That the sleeve is a magic wand destined to make you height/weight proportionate in and of itself.

**** Amanda! I paid an extra thousand for that!

[AmandaRaeLeo 2,146]

**** Amanda! I paid an extra thousand for that!

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Well.... Are you getting any taller like Iggy?

[No game 14,437]

Well.... Are you getting any taller like Iggy?

Girl I'm taller than that!

And unlike the last time I lost weight, this time my body is morphing into a blemish free model ready shape!

[JeffNNJ 111]

That is will make your weener look bigger. It makes your weener look a lot bigger!*

*well, not really

[No game 14,437]

That is will make your weener look bigger. It makes your weener look a lot bigger!*

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Hehehe....

[MrsG 329]

That getting in all your Protein, taking Biotin or washing your hair with nioxin will keep you from losing your hair. NOT!

[melodymouse 196]

I heard that and almost didn't get it because of that I started at 317 so that scared me!!! Ill be 2 mo On the 25th and I will be at 50 lb loss at that time! Congrats on your loss!!

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Thanks! You too! You're off to a great start!!

[melodymouse 196]

That you'll end up a blithering drunk if you touch a drop of anything tasty....

(I started out a blithering drunk so I'm safe from that one LOL)

Actually the biggest...that there are any absolutes. I can't eat much sugar or chocolate. I find many unhealthy foods make me really sick. I don't get drunk if I have a drink (it's actually less potent).

This one scares me! I postponed my surgery because I found out less than 2 weeks before that a relative of a good friend was in the hospital dying of liver failure. She had cross addicted to alcohol after surgery to deal with her problems because she couldn't eat and alcoholism runs in my family so it concerned me. She died at age 32 and left 3 kids behind. = (

[Diamondeyed 399]

You can never have a sip of anything carbonated........not true.

[ambalam 54]

Hahaha, cracking me up!

[AmandaRaeLeo 2,146]

I cannot believe no one said this... Especially Laura.

Put a little bougie in it. :-o

[Luvlvnlyfe5 48]

Lmao!!!!! Y'all are hilarious!

[Tink22-sleeve 528]

That if you bend over after eating, you will throw up.

Everyone needs plastic surgery after WLS

A two week preop diet is a must to shrink the liver.

Everybody gets a catheter.

Sex always gets better- haha

[No game 14,437]

I cannot believe no one said this... Especially Laura.

Put a little bougie in it. :-o

Girl, do not get me started on the FU*CKING BOUGIE!

By the way my bougie is a 22 French (ooh la la)

I win

[Luvlvnlyfe5 48]

This one scares me! I postponed my surgery because I found out less than 2 weeks before that a relative of a good friend was in the hospital dying of liver failure. She had cross addicted to alcohol after surgery to deal with her problems because she couldn't eat and alcoholism runs in my family so it concerned me. She died at age 32 and left 3 kids behind. = (

Oh man that would scare me too. I love my wine and can't imagine giving it up for life. But I certainly don't want to end up a drunk or dead as a result of this.