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I saw the "sueing" title and got all excited and then saw who the OP was and knew it wasn't a serious post. Can't outlive your rep.. Hope nothing serious happens to you that actually needs our support. Little guy who cried wolf ;P

That was honest and I own up to being a little sensitive about the pain and it cost me like 500 bucks lol and I DID get my surgery of the 31 of oct cause ppl don't believe me but I did lol. Other then that ill tell ppl if I'm joking I swear!

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I an new here and I have to say I almost started crying when I started reading this thread. Lol. At least I know I am surrounded by senses of humor! :)

Now look what you did Martin!! You scared ANOTHER NEW PERSON! How many this week alone ??? 12? 13?

Sorry new person we all know Martin and his pathological ways.. I think it's time for a warning label to go along with his postings!

ALEX.....Where's Alex! I though he was superman when you called!!

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Now look what you did Martin!! You scared ANOTHER NEW PERSON! How many this week alone ??? 12? 13?

Sorry new person we all know Martin and his pathological ways.. I think it's time for a warning label to go along with his postings!

ALEX.....Where's Alex! I though he was superman when you called!!

Laura that's it! Don't you dare pull Alex into this! He has enough issues with out you breathing down his neck! Do you know how long it takes to get his hair just right ain't no one got time for that!

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No....I REALLY thought this was serious. My mind was working fast and furious thinking I would have to keep repeating myself all the way to surgery...SLEEVE...MAKE SURE IT'S A SLEEVE!. Then I kept following the thread and I was thinking "boy these are heartless responses" and then the "DUH" moment hit and I started laughing. Nice one. Count me as "Got her "

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Laura.. She just called us heartless!?! Oh wait.. That's fairly nice compared to what most call us :D

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Went to my primary care for some pain. We did a ct scan and found out they did the bypass on me and not the sleeve! I can't believe it!

OMG!

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I'm so gullible!

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I'm so gullible!

Me too!

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Laura.. She just called us heartless!?! Oh wait.. That's fairly nice compared to what most call us :D

One of the nicest things I've been called all week!

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Better call Larry h. Parker, he'll get you 2 million.

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Larry h Parker faught for me!

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I suspect I've had some kind of reverse RNY done. Where they've connected by intestine to my oesophagus in reverse...... might explain why I talk so much ****.

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You got me good..., I work in an operating room and my first thought was...wrong site surgery how terrible!!!

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Not nice to do this to me when I'm having a Protein shake! I ought to sue for, um, well, I just ought ta.

Protein shakes are NOT good coming out through your nose, and then I almost inhaled when I shoulda been swallowing...

Harumph!

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-T989 using VST

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