We had a recent thread about lying about the surgery. I don't like lying but I do like being a wise guy.

Here are some not-to-be-believed answers for the question:

How did you lose the weight?.....

I went swimming in a river in Borneo and contracted a rare fat-eating bacteria.

I only eat foods that begin with Z, I am getting sick of Zucchini !

I am on the Werewolf diet. Where did you say you live?

It is psychological bulimia. After I eat, I think of a catastrophe that leaves you and me as the only survivors in the world. The food comes up pretty quickly.

I eat from a plate made with a picture of my mother-in-law's face on it. The more I eat, the more I see.

It's Water loss. I urinated yesterday and couldn't stop.

I am oppositional defiant. I have my wife command me not to over eat.

I am still overweight. I am wearing a partial cloaking device.

I have gone through an inter-dimensional switch. Fortunately, the alternate reality me was thinner.

rofl... now just to choose my favorite one to use, lol

Omg lol. My favorite is definitely the plate with my mother in laws face. That probably would be very affective

Omg lol. My favorite is definitely the plate with my mother in laws face. That probably would be very affective

Mine too!

Bwahahahahaha! When people seem particularly upset about my weight loss, I tell them, you know that thing doctors have been telling us for years, "exercise"? Yeah. I do that now.

Those are hysterical!! Love them!

How about, I soak in Dawn dish soap to cut through stubborn fat.

I sometimes say I caught the fat fairy red handed and kicked her a@@!

Great

Wow, I am not the only wise guy around here!

I have a feeling there are quite a lot. Lol