So I make it thru the xray machine and stand on the mat where they pat you down. The TSA agent kept asking me what I had in my front pocket while jabbing me with her finger. I replied...."That would be my hip bone!" The lady standing next to me on her mat busted out laughing!!!!!!

LOL awesome!

LOL - love it!

I was out laying by the pool today (in my small strapless swim suit) and there were some very young kids in the pool, maybe 3 and 5 years old. A few other people around too. A guy comes out and he's watching the kids and says to me; "your kids sure are cute...." I quickly looked around to see if he was talking to someone else.....he was talking to me....I'm almost 59 years old!!!! That was a sweet one!