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Here's your sign.

If reading posts on LBT makes your sphincter tighter than mosquitos ass soaked in lemon juice, you may be emotionally involved

thats good, can i use that in my siggy?

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Could I recommend you download some Anthrax and Megadeth and play if full volume in his ear?

Can I also recommend that the demods allow the monkeys to fly out of everyones butt and infest the world with infinitate madness and mayhem because we could all use a sphincter monkey now and again.

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Could I recommend you download some Anthrax and Megadeth and play if full volume in his ear?

Can I also recommend that the demods allow the monkeys to fly out of everyones butt and infest the world with infinitate madness and mayhem because we could all use a sphincter monkey now and again.

would you like to touch my monkey?

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thats good, can i use that in my siggy?

If I can scratch at the same time. maybe.

It depends on NutPhuckz rulling ruling.

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Dwag says "Spagettie Hoes, sound pretty gud 2 gawg"

Hello, Are you upset by this post? Is it offensive to you? Do you feeel concerned by the nature of this?

I'm sorry I'm afraid my bowel has prolapsed or I'd try and be serious.

To all newbies reading this post:

This is an old and established community who has established a humor and community based on its own values. We will be supportive of your band related questions but response time may suck. We do care really but we've lost the plot because of excessive drama. It's like a spanish soap opera up in here. CARLOS??? MARIA????? SANCHEZ????? Seriously. It's a problem. See you... sometime. I hope you can understand our instanity.

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