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LipstickLady    25,682

LipstickLady
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I haven't read the whole post yet, but commented in preop on their version of this so I wanted to bring this over here:

Okay, I have to say this because I have seen this 3 times in a single week now. Using the word vajayjay really does not make something less offensive (if you are going to be offended by it) or more appropriate than using the actual word for it. Many of our mothers programmed us the word Vagina is inappropriate, which it is not. (Same goes for when you are at your doc ladies). My mom raised me calling it a "Suzy". Now every time I meet a girl with that name, I internally snicker. See, ruined!! Please don't be afraid to call it (and raise your children to call it) a vagina.

When my kids were little, the parts were called Jeenie and Peenie. Why? Because you never know what kids are going to blurt out full volume at Target. Of course the "anatomically correct" words are taught and known, but what fun is that?

If I forced that issue, my darling 3year old (at the time) would have never come up with talking about her "butt in the front". Much more laugh inducing than vagina. Trust me, it has nothing to do with shame and everything to do with hysterical giggles at my house.

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Brenda0928    145

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Seriously? that means when I get to goal I'll gain 13 inches..(400/30}..that can't be right' date=' that would put me in the guiness book of world records for sure. Lmao[/quote']

:-D too funny.....

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Brenda0928    145

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So this thread came to mind today for me...

So I decided to just ask my husband' date=' "Did I lose weight in my vagina?" He belted out laughing and nearly fell off his bike. Did I mention we were mountain biking at full speed? He said he'd have to put that one in the books of one of the things he loves about me.

Oh, and he his answer was, "Yes, a little bit"[/quote']

I was already giggling reading this thread up to this point....then I read your post and started laughing so hard it took a full minute to catch my breath and clear the tears from my eyes!!!!ROFL!! LMAO!!!!

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Tammy123    22

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Technically I guess we could google "how much fat is in a va jay jay" and then get a study done on yours before and measure the difference. I fear I may never stop laughing. I'm just waiting for someone to tell me I'm immature because it's a serious question. And it is. But..... :D:P:rolleyes:

Bahahahaha......funny!

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I know I am late but I am guessing since there will be less cushion for the pushin then everything will be deeper...I am worried about this because currently my fiance and I are trying positions so it doesnt feel so deep (he has a big johnson and I was told by my gyno I have a short who-ha lol)

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Brenda0928    145

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I know I am late but I am guessing since there will be less cushion for the pushin then everything will be deeper...I am worried about this because currently my fiance and I are trying positions so it doesnt feel so deep (he has a big johnson and I was told by my gyno I have a short who-ha lol)

Good luck!! Lol

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oopsydaisy77    14

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Gotta love our lady parts, no matter what size or shape...I'll take some floppy skin down there in exchange for being skinny ;)

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JillDisney    11

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Why would there be offense? This is a very valid question. Dr oz said men gain an inch for every 30 lbs they lose. Girls gotta right to know how Weightloss will effect the hoohaa

Seriously? that means when I get to goal I'll gain 13 inches..(400/30}..that can't be right, that would put me in the guiness book of world records for sure. Lmao

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JillDisney    11

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Why would there be offense? This is a very valid question. Dr oz said men gain an inch for every 30 lbs they lose. Girls gotta right to know how Weightloss will effect the hoohaa

Seriously? that means when I get to goal I'll gain 13 inches..(400/30}..that can't be right, that would put me in the guiness book of world records for sure. Lmao

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Skinnygirlfightingtogetout    11

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Haha... You did go there! That's why you need panties as a buffer, so if they fall out they can't go far! You turned the kinky up a notch with assuming you'd be "free ballin" on the treadmill lol

I think my Water just broke and I am NOT pregnant! LMBO!

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